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[ObamaIsHere]

'You afro nobhead'?

Ohhh my afro....Mr Obama has short hair you noob!

It's ok silly, come here...Barack's got you xxxxxx

Listen mate your an Everton fan on a Manchester City forum you really are quite sad, now run along and get your tea out of the bin.

Coming from a Man City supporter...ho hum...

Tell me mate, did you buy your season ticket just before or after Robinho signed? My guess is the latter....

 

[Braggster]

Got to love the evertonians coming on here, lording it. Sure, you finished above us this season. And I'm sure next season you'll do well too.

But the obvious bitterness at being so skint is quite amusing, and it must hurt to know that every season you rely on your manager finding 2 bargains in the transfer market and eking every last drop out of your 'squad'; because, sooner or later, you will have a manager without Moyes' skills (or he will make a couple of expensive mistakes). And then, the only way is down. Everton are operating at 100% of their capacity. It's very impressive, but it has to be a concern at how fragile your club is.

 

[mcfcblue]

'You afro nobhead'?

Ohhh my afro....Mr Obama has short hair you noob!

It's ok silly, come here...Barack's got you xxxxxx

school in the morning ! off you trot.

 

[ObamaIsHere]

'You afro nobhead'?

Ohhh my afro....Mr Obama has short hair you noob!

It's ok silly, come here...Barack's got you xxxxxx

school in the morning ! off I trot.

Ok mate, have fun! Tell Jimmy he can come to ours, I'm making fish fingers and chips x

 

[Citizen Green]

'You afro nobhead'?

Ohhh my afro....Mr Obama has short hair you noob!

It's ok silly, come here...Barack's got you xxxxxx

Listen mate your an Everton fan on a Manchester City forum you really are quite sad, now run along and get your tea out of the bin.

Coming from a Man City supporter...ho hum...

Tell me mate, did you buy your season ticket just before or after Robinho signed? My guess is the latter....

Lmao goon I bought it 2 years ago you pleb. Bitter much? what makes you come on a City forum. You really are an idiot.

 

[only1paulsimpson]

Another Everton fan on here ? Surely the bitterest of our old rivals. We've moved on now sonny. Liverpool are in our sights now so run along and bother a Bolton forum.

PMSL.

The new Toon fans! Deluded to the point of no return...you are NOWHERE near Liverpool's level 'sonny', nor are you anywhere near us. Just treasure your sugar daddy for as long as you can until he fucks you off and leaves you in the shitter, which hopefully won't be long now...

Mwah x

you bitter scouse git.....now run along for your bath before the job centre in the morning!!!!!

 

[lust overlord]

'You afro nobhead'?

Ohhh my afro....Mr Obama has short hair you noob!

It's ok silly, come here...Barack's got you xxxxxx

Listen mate your an Everton fan on a Manchester City forum you really are quite sad, now run along and get your tea out of the bin.

Coming from a Man City supporter...ho hum...

Tell me mate, did you buy your season ticket just before or after Robinho signed? My guess is the latter....

Goodison's not always full is it?Not got anything against Everton as a rule,good club and we always used to have a good bit of banter with your fans at Maine road but it's prats like you coming on a City messageboard trying to take the piss who give the rest of the Evertonians a bad name.

 

[ObamaIsHere]

Got to love the evertonians coming on here, lording it. Sure, you finished above us this season. And I'm sure next season you'll do well too.

But the obvious bitterness at being so skint is quite amusing, and it must hurt to know that every season you rely on your manager finding 2 bargains in the transfer market and eking every last drop out of your 'squad'; because, sooner or later, you will have a manager without Moyes' skills (or he will make a couple of expensive mistakes). And then, the only way is down. Everton are operating at 100% of their capacity. It's very impressive, but it has to be a concern at how fragile your club is.

Sensible post, yet so so so inaccurate.

I'd rather sign a few bargains a year and be successful than spend heaps of money on unadulterated shite like Bellamy and Bridge and still be...well...Shitty City x

 

[baz burger]

you bluenose's are becoming as bitter as your bin dipper pals.

 

[BibbyBlue85]

Lolz at all you Shitty fans...just lolz.

Aww got a pot to piss in have we? That's ok, I mean £12m for Bridge? Bargain. Money well spent. Let's hope that useless grey headed spunk loving tosser you lot call 'Sparky' keeps wheeling them out ey?

And before you simple bastards hit back with the usual 'yeahh but we have more money than you, ourr kid', 'bin dipping *****'...save your breath, I can read you all like a book.

Before I leave you (as much as it's killing me) I will leave you with a little something to put you back in your place.

Manchester City
First Division/Premier League
1936–37, 1967–68

FA Cup
1904, 1934, 1956, 1969

League Cup
1970, 1976

Charity Shield
1937, 1968, 1972

European Cup Winners' Cup
1970

Not bad....

Everton

First Division

1890–91, 1914–15, 1927-28, 1932–32, 1938–39, 1962–63, 1969–70, 1984–85, 1986–87

FA Cup

1906, 1933, 1966, 1984, 1995

FA Charity Shield

1928, 1932, 1963, 1970, 1984, 1985, 1986 (shared),1987, 1995

European Cup Winners' Cup

1985

FA Youth Cup

1965, 1984, 1998


Even better!

Ladies and Gents, I have been Barack Obama, and you have been a cracking audience. Goodnight and God bless x

Heres a thought, why don't you go back to your forum where you can start a whip round for a new striker u fuckin paupers!!!!!

Ive never heard such a crock of shit in my whole life, the above statment coming from sum1 who supports a club who needed our misfit Jo to bail you out of the shit. Run along, heres a bucket and a fancy dres costume of a cock for you to go collectin, u mug!