Lighten up, it's The City joke thread..........:-))

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I rang COMS last Sunday and said:-

"What time does the match start today"

The guy said:-

"What time can you get here?"

 

[malc47]

The Irishman that put city down for a away win !
Manchester Evening news sports headlines, ALAN BALL AXES DICKOV

 

[i kne albert davy]

after disappointment of defeat against arsenal last week went out and got pissed out of me head woke up next to the ugliest bastard you've ever seen i thought thank god i've made it home safe

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Martin Tyler "And Manchester City are the Premier League champions".

 

[kippax81]

Heard Take That are going to be playing at Eastlands next year........................... just put £20 on them to win 3-1

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Come on lads, I could do with some laughs after today....:-)

 

[pablozabaleta]

Martin Tyler "And Manchester City are the Premier League champions".

Bump - If only for that quote, said as a joke.. well look where we are now!

 

[Chi-town blues]

bump

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Another shite night of abject failure.

So - stuff your jokes up your jockstrap.

Have yer got numbers on these 'abject failure nights', Tolmie? I reckon since I started in '55 we must be into the thousands!

 

[charliebigspuds]

Another shite night of abject failure.

So - stuff your jokes up your jockstrap.

Have yer got numbers on these 'abject failure nights', Tolmie? I reckon since I started in '55 we must be into the thousands!

I loved the 'abject failure nights' they made me the man I am today and makes me appreciate what we have today