Lighten up, it's The City joke thread..........:-))

[*simmo*]

Little one about the rags.
Apparently if they can raise the money they are going to put a massive bid in for mr Messi









If that goes through they're going to try for mr tickle, and mr bump.

Sorry

 

[scorer]

Another one about the Rags... I cant go against the Blues.

It is said united have the finest playing surface in the Premiership...























... hardly surprising all the shit they put on it every week.

 

[york away to this!]

huge cloud of dust halts international air travel - as cleaner unexpectedly opens city trophy cabinet....


35-odd years and I'm still here...

 

[r.soleofsalford]

This is the spirit, it's good to see some blues still have the famous, self-depricative, typical City sense of humour!

Q: What do a Man City player and someone on the dole have in common?

A: They're lazy and get paid for doing fuck all.

(NOTE: I am currently on the dole, so don't take offence!)

what do you mean self-depreciative

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Man City have just put in a bid of 45m for Raoul Moat. They've no idea who he is but they've heard everyone is after him.

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

Nine years of mediocrity have taught me not to get too bothered by defeats, we're not rags and we will still be here when it all goes wrong. I wish this thread got a bit more traffic than all those cringeworthy Hughes - in threads, dont know any jokes though!

Nine?

He's nine years old...What's your problem?

Guy's in Manchester and says to a local, "Where's the City of Manchester Stadium?" local says, just follow the crowds. So he does and ends up as ASDA....

 

[Dhenry]

I always remember,

What does EIDOS stand for?

Eleven Idiots Dreaming Of Success.

Eleven
Twats
In
Hiding
After
Defeat
?

 

[devildaz63]

Tell you what...bought one of them new 3d televisions the other day...bloody brilliant, fell asleep watching the dippers match and when i woke up my wallet had been robbed !!!

 

[DannyBoy2890]

João Alves de Assis Silva = The next Pele.

 

[cityboy1]

João Alves de Assis Silva = The next Pele.

wayne bridge = roberto carlos