We (once again) must be the only team to achieve our last day objective and get slaughtered for it immediately after the game.
We needed to avoid defeat in the 2nd leg against Kiev, we did, it was boring and we should have put on a show.
We needed to beat Paris by not conceding goals, we did. We should have attacked more and been in the ground at dinner time because McManaman says that's what the Turks do.
We needed a point today and got one. We didn't fail today. We have failed league wise all season but Arsenal have as well.
United have spent like fuck for two years solid but don't get the shite we do despite finishing behind us.
Chelsea have been pathetic but today was all about the full kit wanker making a **** of himself on the pitch.
Finally, this theory of Carragher's that we didn't actually win the league but rather first United and then Liverpool lost it. Bollocks.
That people masquerading as City fans go along with this makes me vomit. Anyone would think we were plodding along near Everton and West Brom and benefited from a glorious implosion rather than the fact that on both occasions, we had it in our hands before results let in slip into theirs.
United had it in their hands until the 46th game when WE BEAT THEM. Liverpool imploded because they were up against a better team, as proved at Anfield, regardless of the result, and couldn't handle it. We did so we got the trophy.