Lines that always make you laugh

[Mikem93]

Watching Family Guy: Blue Harvest and it always makes me laugh when Peter turns round and says " great kid, don't get penisy"

What other stupid film lines make you laugh ?

 

[noely]

from the Blades of glory

"I'm gonna rip your skin off and where it to my birthday"

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Trading Places

Pawnbroker: Burnt my fingers, man.
Louis Winthorpe III: I beg your pardon?
Pawnbroker: Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'.
Louis Winthorpe III: Hot? Do you mean to imply stolen?
Pawnbroker: I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
Louis Winthorpe III: Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
Pawnbroker: You got a receipt?
Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.
Louis Winthorpe III: [looking in display case] How much for the gun?

Billy Ray: [posing as "Nenge Mboko," an exchange student from Cameroon] Merry New Year!
Beeks: That's "happy." In this country we say "Happy New Year."
Billy Ray: Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!

Brilliant film

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

Pulp Fiction:

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

 

[niceblueice]

South Park is just way too funny. Here are a few of my favourites:

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Stan: Jimmy, can you tell Wendy that she's a continous source of inspiration?
Jimmy [to Wendy]: Stan says that your a ****-****-****-****...
Wendy: Well, tell Stan to FUCK OFF! [walks away]
Jimmy: ...a continuous s-source of inspiration

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Quote from Wild Target:

Guy 1: You tried to drown me!
Guy 2: Only a bit.


just makes me chuckle.

 

[TFC]

South Park is just way too funny. Here are a few of my favourites:

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Stan: Jimmy, can you tell Wendy that she's a continous source of inspiration?
Jimmy [to Wendy]: Stan says that your a ****-****-****-****...
Wendy: Well, tell Stan to FUCK OFF! [walks away]
Jimmy: ...a continuous s-source of inspiration

Always worth a watch :D

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-KKDL0-gzM&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[blumoonrisen]

RIGHT!... no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle... EVEN... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk[/youtube]


Brian: “Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: “Jesus did, sir.. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." ..Bloody do-gooder...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U74s8nFE7No[/youtube]

 

[Sue Denim]

Virtually every line in Withnail and I...

'I feel like a pig shat in my head.'
'I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.'
'This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels...'
'I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary.'

 

[pominoz]

24 hour party people:

"Wilson,you fucking ****!"

Always makes me laugh.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHox6VhPtPE[/youtube]