You do not have to be Duncan Castles to play the Messi game.
Mrs asa, and myself had a game during the transfer show on Sky.
Choose a source, but make sure it is quite bland and definitely no names(Barcelona will do ). Next you choose an astronomical figure, say 623.5., don't worry if it is euros or pounds at this stage. Choose a contract length, 4, 5 or 6, throw in a bit of time in the USA, as he will of course learnted de English by then.
A transfer fee is optional, but add a few idiosyncratics, like, he must take penalties, wear a blue beard, change the away kit to a colour of his choice.
Then all you do is tweet it. We couldn't do that bit as we don't tweet.
Mrs Asa, has him living in Blackley, I chose Miles platting, as it is up and coming. We also think he will have a special apartment built within the ground, and Jamie Oliver will be his personal chef, with food delivered by Marcus Rashford.