Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[jimharri]

I turned Heidi Klum down but she is a persistent woman.

It's a pain when they can't accept it's over. I'm having similar issues with Ms De Armas.

 

[skillman]

Apparently Aguero has changed his Instagram handle again and Txiki was seen in a secret meeting with Miss Bum Bum

Fuck that. What did Jorge Messi have for lunch?

 

[blueinsa]

Busy pushing through his move back home it seems as PSG suspend him.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Messi was arguably the best ever but I've never wanted him at City because the selfish cross-eyed circus dwarf would have treated us with utter contempt just like he has with PSG. I find him hugely disrespectful that he took off with his entourage to Saudi to hawk himself about like an out of date piece of meat.

Greedy bastard.

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

Get NY city to sign him and then loan him to us, would be world record of boiling piss!

I think we're already at that stage. I can't have a sensible football conversation with any opposition fan without it turning into them raging about the 100+ charges. A Liverpool fan who's a friend of a friend got particularly worked up that I didn't want to condemn the club as guilty without any evidence of such

 

[skillman]

I think we're already at that stage. I can't have a sensible football conversation with any opposition fan without it turning into them raging about the 100+ charges. A Liverpool fan who's a friend of a friend got particularly worked up that I didn't want to condemn the club as guilty without any evidence of such

My rag brother-in-law starts off trying to have a nice conversation about tactics etc. but can't bring himself to compliment us without calling it 'boring' and that he prefers fast-paced attacking football. Essentially hoofball/counter-attacking.

I know which I'd rather watch.

 

[CatMan]

14 years, that's how long we have been discussing this fella! I'm not sure whether it speaks wonders of his longevity or our naivety!

 

[Cellarite]

A plastic dipper was on about us being cheats the other day. I asked him to name just one of the charges brought against us. Clueless fucker sloped off as I told him I that I've always found it best not to talk about things that I know fuck all about.

 

[paska]

14 years, that's how long we have been discussing this fella! I'm not sure whether it speaks wonders of his longevity or our naivety!

Both?

Barça have a contract on the table for him but it’s a quarter of his current wage, and they already can’t pay their own bench.

 

[Andouble]

Had his chance, twice.