Little things that irritate at football matches.

[Tricky_Trev]

walking up that spiral to the third tier before the match especially behind really slow walkers, the people that walk so slowly down the spirals after the match. People who get to the turnstiles and don't have their SC/ticket ready to use then start searching through their bag or pockets for it, FFS YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, i hate that too! Then i have to duck under the metal bar (or just smash my head straight into it as i've done before) and overtake on the outer lane, adding a good 20-30 metres to the walk. Grrrrr!

 

[charliebigspuds]

walking up that spiral to the third tier before the match especially behind really slow walkers, the people that walk so slowly down the spirals after the match. People who get to the turnstiles and don't have their SC/ticket ready to use then start searching through their bag or pockets for it, FFS YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, i hate that too! Then i have to duck under the metal bar (or just smash my head straight into it as i've done before) and overtake on the outer lane, adding a good 20-30 metres to the walk. Grrrrr!

oh yes forgot about nutting the metal bar, thats my no 4 ;)

 

[Blue Smarties]

Ha ha ha.

People who smuggle beer into football matches under their flags, then refuse to share any with their mates.

The weirdo at the back of 109, who's always got his hands in his pockets, shuffling his pack, while the guy in front ties his laces.

It was a dry event, we can't have an FA Cup celebration when it's a dry event. God knows how we managed to get it in.

I hope to god that you are quoting the 1st sentence and not the second... :-0

Hahaha oh fuck off, go secure that marriage to that Brazilian U16 footballer kid!

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Moaning bastards. No idea how they coped when we were actually shit, really shit.

 

[glen quagmire]

The **** in front always stating the obvious! I would one bomb him in the blinking of an eye, if i wouldn't get banned.

 

[MCFC BOB]

Kid sitting behind me kicking my chair.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Huge Ferret

 

[Shauntheprofitmachine]

3.) People (normally tourists) who take photos/video everything through out the game, FFS watch Match of the day!
2.) If you're seated behind a human Giraffe at away games, and they stand up when we go close.
1.) The Hot Chocolate at Eastlands.

 

[goatastuta]

people who huff and puff when i turn up a few minutes late for kick off,and then again after half time,so the whole row has to stand up. seriously what is the problem? what do you miss? some lazy f***ers just swing their knees round a bit,coz they cant even be arsed standing up!this makes it extremely dangerous for me,as i am obviously far too drunk to get to my seat on time,and this added obstacle is generally just a bridge too far,usually culminating in me kicking someone in the back/head thats sat in the row in front.

 

[rushts]

A group of pie eaters sat behind me a few seasons ago shouting come on Bolton Rovers, they got threw out when bolton scored thank fuck. (for their own safety).