Little Things That Shouldn't Annoy You But Really Do

[doots]

clowns who drive on motorways in fog, pissing rain or general poor visibility with either a) no lights, b) sidelights or c) one sidelight which are all entirely useless. wake up dickheads. if you need to switch your lights on it's dipped headlights only.

and d) in the middle lane doing 57mph

 

[Dennis.has.done.it]

People pushing shopping trollies with their elbows !Bent over double to do it,use your bloody hands !

 

[Balti]

people who say yesno when asked a question

which is it ffs? yes or no?

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Pregnant women.

You're pregnant, not fucking ill.

 

[another generation]

Women of a certain age, often recognised by their colourful bathing hats, who maintain a vertical position in the middle of the swimming pool, whilst attempting breaststroke in the manner of an impressionist painter (and a vague one at that). Such women are also distinguished by the rapid opening and closing of the mouth area, as the daily gossip is exchanged with neighbouring examples of the species.

Passengers on aircraft who find it impossible to wait in their seat until there is space in the aisle for them to disembark.

Folk who crowd forward at the airport luggage belt, ensuring that the view of the belt is obscured. If everyone would just step back a yard, then we would all be able to see.

 

[mcfcfaz]

when my missus doest take her panty lines off her knickers,they explode in the washing machine and there this gel substance all over the clothes.

 

[TCIB]

Rooney's goal talley being mostly fucking pena's.

Als his face pisses me of, i have no idea why but he has such an ugly mush i sometimes have to look away from the tv when they zoom on him.

 

[mcfcfaz]

Pregnant women.

You're pregnant, not fucking ill.

Pregnant women are sexy.

 

[Grolsch30]

Rooney's goal talley being mostly fucking pena's.

Als his face pisses me of, i have no idea why but he has such an ugly mush i sometimes have to look away from the tv when they zoom on him.

saying erm after every fecking word!!!!

 

[mick10]

toilet roll paper thats on the wrong way around....annoys hell out of me

What's the right way?
I hang mine a certain way, (I'll not say at risk of upsetting you.)

Cyclists who ride two,three,four and so on abreast on the road!!
Really gets on my goat.