Little Things That Shouldn't Annoy You But Really Do

[LittleStan]

Women of a certain age, often recognised by their colourful bathing hats, who maintain a vertical position in the middle of the swimming pool, whilst attempting breaststroke in the manner of an impressionist painter (and a vague one at that). Such women are also distinguished by the rapid opening and closing of the mouth area, as the daily gossip is exchanged with neighbouring examples of the species.

Passengers on aircraft who find it impossible to wait in their seat until there is space in the aisle for them to disembark.

Folk who crowd forward at the airport luggage belt, ensuring that the view of the belt is obscured. If everyone would just step back a yard, then we would all be able to see.

I can't disagree with any of these.

 

[mick10]

Rooney's goal talley being mostly fucking pena's.

Als his face pisses me of, i have no idea why but he has such an ugly mush i sometimes have to look away from the tv when they zoom on him.

Yes same here.
Also got a head that could eclipse the sun. Enormous, it really is.

 

[LittleStan]

Cyclists who ride two,three,four and so on abreast on the road!!
Really gets on my goat.

Cyclists on the pavement.

 

[Grolsch30]

inpatient drivers - drivers who don't look ahead

and pull out in front of you making you when there is no one behind you and having to break because they can't get up to speed.
Cant they wait 3/4 seconds until i am passed and then they can take all the time in the world to get on an empty road!

Whats even worse is when the feckers pull out make you break and then want to turn more or less immediately right but have to stop due to traffic, doe me nut in that does!

 

[Barcon]

toilet roll paper thats on the wrong way around....annoys hell out of me

What's the right way?
I hang mine a certain way, (I'll not say at risk of upsetting you.)

Cyclists who ride two,three,four and so on abreast on the road!!
.

The correct way is with the paper hanging down at the front. Women usually have it reversed.

 

[Grolsch30]

toilet roll paper thats on the wrong way around....annoys hell out of me

What's the right way?
I hang mine a certain way, (I'll not say at risk of upsetting you.)

Cyclists who ride two,three,four and so on abreast on the road!!
.

The correct way is with the paper hanging down at the front. Women usually have it reversed.

Exactly has to be at the front, hate it if its at the back always have to correct it.

 

[LittleStan]

inpatient drivers - drivers who don't look ahead

and pull out in front of you making you when there is no one behind you and having to break because they can't get up to speed.
Cant they wait 3/4 seconds until i am passed and then they can take all the time in the world to get on an empty road!

Whats even worse is when the feckers pull out make you break and then want to turn more or less immediately right but have to stop due to traffic, doe me nut in that does!

I can't disagree with this one either.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

people who walk infront of you really slowly annoys me to the point of psychosis

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Kenny Dalglish and Ferguson's goal celebrations.

 

[Balti]

Lorry drivers who won't pull over despite there being a mile long queue behind them, or two lorries abreast on a dual carriageway going at the same speed so no-one else can get by the ignorant fuckers

and caravanners