Little Things That Shouldn't Annoy You But Really Do

i really hate a lot of things.

the world is fucking shit.

the most thing that pisses me off is people think theres work, then retirement, then death and that scares the fuck out of me.

bit negative but oh well.
 
People who stroll across the road when they can obviously see you driving towards them. I tend to look the other way and speed up now as if I haven't seen them and just narrowly miss them on the way past. They soon get the message.


















This normally provokes the wife into a reaction against me which then makes me laugh evilly.
 
Women who think they know everything (wives).

I was driving home today and the missus said "You've just hit that car's wing mirror". I explained that if I had hit it, there would have been a loud bang and some smashed glass. She proceeded to tell me I had just brushed it in passing. Not possible I said, as the two objects are solid, and any contact would have caused a loud bang. She's not having any of it. I looked at my lad in the back through the mirror and he rolled his eyes knowingly.

Sometimes you just have to be satisfied with knowing you're right in the face of a stubborn resistance to all that is logical.
 
Scatter cushions on the bed. Normally when you go to bed you are knackered, and then you have to start unloading the cushions off it to actually get in it. Women again, Grrrrrrr!!!!!
 
BlueTG said:
people who say 'winning', like charlie sheen.

thought it was funny when he said it but like everything good, people have leached on and are saying it without even knowing what he meant by it.
 

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