shackattack
Well-Known Member
mac said:
thanks and good luck today - afternooon of fun beckons as their little mutant faces explode in rage and tears ;-)
the conspiracy theories will begin later this evening and will no doubt involve the FA and Ferguson. whenever i worked with a kopite i thought they were okay but after a day of hearing about their history, i found myself thinking of ways to kill them and dispose of the body.
and another gem from a kopite -
why liverpool are winning the league -
Okay so here goes. All this season I've been telling my friends who don't follow football closely about how insane it would be if Liverpool managed to win the title (explaining the significance of it having not won the league for 24 years, the role of Gerrard, the strength of other opponents).
But, I've also been telling them about how worried I was that it was mirroring The Dark Knight Rises. Throughout this whole season I have had that image of Bane in my head where he's telling a crippled Bruce Wayne "There can be no true despair without hope". What if this whole title charge was our hope before the despair? So on Monday night, as you could imagine, I was sat feeling like Bruce Wayne watching Bane torture Gotham. It was a perfect metaphor of the stadium pitch crumbling. This was it. True despair.
But then as I awoke on Tuesday, I began to realise. Batman (Liverpool) at the end is staring down the barrel of Bane's (Despair) shotgun (1 game away), and he's saved...by Catwoman (Andy Carroll). This logic is flawless and so I am already making preparations for a 5pm title party. Come to think of it, maybe it should be a Batman themed one.
i truly and genuinely worry about their mental health, please please win today.
