Liverpool Thread 2013/14 (continued)

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Just been having some banter with a mate (not close mate I should add) who supports Liverpool but he's a Manc. I said that they'd celebrated and sang too soon about winning the league but apparently he said they sung it only because they had a "belief" and "thought they could win it, Liverpool fans are not that daft" Ha! So I then shown him the photo of the winners t-shirt before the Chelsea game but it was a "fake" he then went on to say. Fuck me I thought the rags were the most delusional fans out there but now I know different. I can't wait if we win it.
(By the way he only started supporting the dippers in the late 80's)

Say what??

Yeah, I know :[

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Trust me, Pullis will have the measure of these fuckers. They'll have to work their bollocks off to get a point down there.

 

[Armaan]

Just been having some banter with a mate (not close mate I should add) who supports Liverpool but he's a Manc. I said that they'd celebrated and sang too soon about winning the league but apparently he said they sung it only because they had a "belief" and "thought they could win it, Liverpool fans are not that daft" Ha! So I then shown him the photo of the winners t-shirt before the Chelsea game but it was a "fake" he then went on to say. Fuck me I thought the rags were the most delusional fans out there but now I know different. I can't wait if we win it.
(By the way he only started supporting the dippers in the late 80's)

Say what??

Shoot the bastard I say.

 

[RightTurnClyde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD7ImzHrS3Y I hope we are the neutrals choice!

"Smiles in the sunshine
And tears in the rain
Still takes me back to where
memories remain
Rushie and Daglish
We're mighty again
And we'll carry the trophy
To Anfield back home"

Fucking beautiful that is. How can you not shed a tear to that you heartless bastards?

 

[Rammyblues]

Fuckin rubbish that last bit doesn't rhyme. :-(

 

[Rascal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD7ImzHrS3Y I hope we are the neutrals choice!

That has to be a piss take surely

 

[RightTurnClyde]

Liiiiiiiverpooool are on show
We won the title don't you know
Oooo we didn't we spunked to soon
We do dat don't we don't ya know


Liiiiiiiiiverpool la la la la
Quid for your motor
Or I'll trash ya car
Ooo you think that's fucking low?
We do dat don't we dont ya know

With the instrumental backing stylee of Foster and Allen I think this has some potential.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Liverpool are boss lar
Liverpool are boss lar
Lar Liverpool are boss
Bosser than Gails tits
Bosser than fine wine
Bosser thqn fingering your mates gran
Liverpool are boss lar

 

[zandvoort blue]

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Liverpool are boss lar
Liverpool are boss lar
Lar Liverpool are boss
Bosser than Gails tits
Bosser than fine wine
Bosser thqn fingering your mates gran
Liverpool are boss lar

That is shit you fucking fanny gape

Now fuck off from the clever peoples rhyming n shit

That doesn't rhyme either ginger.