Liverpool thread 2017/18

[SebastianBlue]

After said player was pushed by VVD - should have been a pen.

Indeed.

Another conspiracy to obfuscate and scapegoat.

 

[kaz7]

Probably all the crying he has been doing whilst walkng alone

 

[Vienna_70]

The doctor's in America said it was likely to have caused it.

Bunch of bullshit if you ask me. Go on ask me .

Do you think it is a bunch of bullshit, @Gorton_Tubster?

 

[bluemoonmatt]

I was suffering concussion when I said I do to the missus

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

Hilarious. Is this karius’s Idea of showing himself to be a true dipper?

It’s betond parody.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

‘Visual spatial dysfunction’

Must have caught it off the ref in the quarter final tie.

 

[jrb]

So.

Karius was knocked unconscious.

And Salah had his Arm ripped off.

That explains why Liverpool lost then.

And in other news. 20,000 Liverpool fans are still being held hostage in war torn Ukraine.

 

[jrb]

This is the view of the ball Karius had as it left Bale's boot for the 3rd goal.

 

[bavarian blue]

He was actually travelling to Bolton , not Boston. Misread the signs.

 

[citytilllidie]

He was actually travelling to Bolton , not Boston. Misread the signs.

Boston? Long way to go for a head scan and diagnosis.
Now which organisation based in New England would arrange this story for a prized asset, who's value in the market has just gone through the floor?
Over to you John Henry!