Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Ancient Citizen]

It’s a wonderful thing that in a world ravaged by poverty, war, famine and now a global pandemic, the Scouse ****s getting their arses handed to them still puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
Maybe Shankly was onto something with his famous quote - football, is indeed more important than life or death, sometimes it just cheers you the fuck up regardless of life’s shitstorms.

Ah, yes, the potato faced Jock the dippers revere as a saint, I remember him, a very nice sinecure at dipperland bolstered
courtesy of Littlewoods pools, yes he was a veritable Oscar Wilde with his profound outpourings. Then, in true dipper style,
he gets fucked off from the club and his life's work in print banned, and told to stop mithering the players at Melwood.
The purported glorious 'Istory' of these phlegm hawking, candle waving, perpetual victims is about as legitimate
as Harvey Weinstein's defence pleas.

 

[ancoats]

one trophy now and again club hahahahah

manchester city win the treble and still never make the back pages hahahaha how funny is the media and how they controls headlines, even last night after getting dumped out the biggest competition in football at club level liverpool are the greatest team to win the premier league and klopp is the best manager in the world hahaha nailed on manager of the season, team of the year, PFA player of the season, young player of the season, the writers awards fuck me anything in a red shirt wins the awards

best bit was this
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...cial-premier-league-trophy-liverpool-21516277

The special Premier League trophy Liverpool are set to get at end of the season hahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

hahahahhahahahahahahaahahaah

 

[Indaparkside]

one trophy now and again club hahahahah

manchester city win the treble and still never make the back pages hahahaha how funny is the media and how they controls headlines, even last night after getting dumped out the biggest competition in football at club level liverpool are the greatest team to win the premier league and klopp is the best manager in the world hahaha nailed on manager of the season, team of the year, PFA player of the season, young player of the season, the writers awards fuck me anything in a red shirt wins the awards

best bit was this
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...cial-premier-league-trophy-liverpool-21516277

The special Premier League trophy Liverpool are set to get at end of the season hahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

hahahahhahahahahahahaahahaah

Quadruple not treble;)

 

[Jocks Y-Fronts]

From the comments on the forum I assume that everyone had a good evening and having a good day.
Loved the stats of the game where the Dippers were all over them and still lost. Sounds familiar to City fans.
And according to the Scouse commentator, “ ee wiz offsoide “

 

[ancoats]

Quadruple not treble;)

sorry but am old school city fan and the community shield is only a trophy for united and liverpool to call a major trophy

 

[Gray]

sorry but am old school city fan and the community shield is only a trophy for united and liverpool to call a major trophy

I tend to agree with you, but it doesn't hide the fact that nobody else got a look in on the domestic front last season. Did we get any credit outside of Manchester, did we fuck.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Pep is a fucking genius

 

[Cellarite]

The last two weeks have made me as giddy as a child with a 10p mix in the 80's.

The nation was being constantly asked;

Is this the best team ever?
Is Klipperty the best manager ever?
Is Dick van Dyke the best defender ever?
Will Liverpool's achievements be the best ever?
Has any team ever done what Liverpool are set to do this season?

Well answers have been provided in no uncertain terms over the past fortnight.
No. They've only won the league (and that's not a certainty at the moment)
No. He bottles cup competitions and has lost 3 out of 8 in a competition they claim they're royalty in.
No. He's very good but let's not wank over a player who has only won a domestic title in a Scottish league where Rangers weren't even present.
No. They'll be comparable with Blackburn Rovers 1994/95, Leicester City 2015/16 and Leeds United in 1991/92.
Yes. See above.

The constant quest to put them top of lists is exhausting. We can sit back for another twelve months minimum and know that our 2019/20 season was unique in 140 years of English football.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

one trophy now and again club hahahahah

manchester city win the treble and still never make the back pages hahahaha how funny is the media and how they controls headlines, even last night after getting dumped out the biggest competition in football at club level liverpool are the greatest team to win the premier league and klopp is the best manager in the world hahaha nailed on manager of the season, team of the year, PFA player of the season, young player of the season, the writers awards fuck me anything in a red shirt wins the awards

best bit was this
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...cial-premier-league-trophy-liverpool-21516277

The special Premier League trophy Liverpool are set to get at end of the season hahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

hahahahhahahahahahahaahahaah

Absolutely spot on mate - that ludicrous flag saying lost property found - the stupid deluded fcukers have never won the premier league so how can they be its rightful owners

They are pathetic - the likes of ourselves and united in their day were winning multiple trophies each season - this lot can only manage one at the best

 

[oldhamblue]

If they cancel the CL, they'll claim they've retained it this year