Liverpool thread 2019/20

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They are all the same, rags, dippers, spuds etc. But the dippers are by far the worst. They come on here at the start making innocuous statements and acting like they are offering the olive branch, the hand of friendship, a sort of footballing entente cordiale. But within a couple of posts their true nature is revealed: they start by making some ridiculous claims about how wonderful their own club is, how their club is the only one in footballing history who have always done things the right way. And if you challenge anything they say, question any of their claims, they start verbally abusing us, hurling insults, and behaving like children in the playground.
They try and tell us that our club is bankrolled by murderers, thieves and human rights abusers. They tell us we are a disgrace to football because we've 'bought' our success and that really we are the epitome of a plastic club. Then comes the part where they tell us we have no history (apparently), and the Etihad might as well be a library judging by the lack of atmosphere. And finally it is a well known fact that the Sheikh has every Premier league official in his back pocket and VAR was only brought in to assist us and hamper everybody else - despite evidence to the contrary.

And yet we are expected to embrace them on this forum and welcome them back to the fold like the Prodigal Son? Fuck that. There's no fatted calf in my household awaiting ANY dipper.
 
That's why I don't want to lose Voice of reason just yet. So the Dutch, Belgian and French leagues have done the decent thing lets see what happens.
Mind you, if we got the scousers to play next Saturday morning at 10am and then 3pm, (no one else needs to play, including the opposition as there is no way they would be allowed to win) it will all be sorted.
That proposal is so ridiculous it stands a good chance of being adopted. The media will particularly like the considerate way the wonderful LFC heroes will play without opposing teams thus helping prevent other players risking their families and themselves from catching the disease.

Fools rush in#
 
That proposal is so ridiculous it stands a good chance of being adopted. The media will particularly like the considerate way the wonderful LFC heroes will play without opposing teams thus helping prevent other players risking their families and themselves from catching the disease.

Fools rush in#
Jordan Henderson will be credited for the idea and be awarded his long overdue Nobel peace prize.......
 
That proposal is so ridiculous it stands a good chance of being adopted. The media will particularly like the considerate way the wonderful LFC heroes will play without opposing teams thus helping prevent other players risking their families and themselves from catching the disease.

Fools rush in#

Couldn't the Klan employees at VAR Central go back over games and find 'infractions'....and retrospectively award the dippers the points they need - in games where they dropped some? Failing that, they could do some CGI shit.
 
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