Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Gazza]

Imagine?

It'd be just like starting over.

 

[old blue]

I’m convinced vast sums of money have been paid to ensure favourable coverage from the media. I have never seen such fervent adulation for one club in my entire life - and that includes the shameful toadying our hacks undertook in order to curry favour with that putrid-prince-of-poison, the Pisscan.
Sure, the fawning was on a level not witnessed before in the sport, but there were odd occasions when a tabloid showed enough mettle to stand up to the bullying cutn and publish an article criticising him and the club.
To date I have not seen one newspaper article that doesn’t portray Klopp as some kind of 21st Century messiah,
and his team of outfield players as Apostles sent down to spread the word of ‘Klopptrap’ (as opposed to claptrap).

It is cynicism beyond belief to think that a football club would pay money to the press to ensure that no negative stories about that particular club will appear in print - but I see no other scenario.

Have you read the story about the hacker, Pinto. Apparently Benfica have a panel of journalists that will never criticise them. Are they paid or just long time supporters? They also have a bunch of referees known as the Saints that will favour them when the going gets tough. Allegedly.

 

[AlfGreyruinedmyday]

Apparently the full slogan is "Tell us never, when the world thinks it can't be done, boss it!".

I thought "This means more" was the height of arrogance but their marketers have surpassed themselves.

Oh, and their new home shirt is £99.95 - fleecing the sheep.

Even tripping on acid, it makes no sense to me. Trying to be too clever by half. Sure sign of delusions of grandeur. I suppose that's understandable after thirty years.

 

[KentBlue]

Have you read the story about the hacker, Pinto. Apparently Benfica have a panel of journalists that will never criticise them. Are they paid or just long time supporters? They also have a bunch of referees known as the Saints that will favour them when the going gets tough. Allegedly.

No. Didn't know this. Adds credence to my theory, too.

 

[N1985]

When would you like to hear about what we think of your fans murdering innocent Italians?

Tell us never.

 

[give it to gordon]

Tell us Never .......

Tell us Never to hack into our opponents emails.
Tells us Never to attack our opponents team coach
Tell us Never to write to CAS
Tell us Never to attack the liver building
Tell us Never to disobey government social distancing
Tell us Never to throw opponents fans into fountains
Tell us Never to work ( they agree with that ! )
Tell us Never to attack our own fans
Tell us Never to turn up without tickets
Tell us Never to behave
Tell us Never that we arent European royalty
Tell us Never that we arent the most knowledgeable fans in the world.
Tell us Never that we arent the most loved fans in the world.
Tell us Never that LFC arent the best club in the world

Tell us Never ......... .. ....... and liverpool and fans just say bollocks we are and do as we want and our police wont nick us, and the press/media are so far up are arse they wont report anything

Is this what Tell us Never means ?

 

[Gray]

Tell us Never to not try to be comedians.
Tell us Never to not speak as if we all have catarrh.
Tell us Never to think all our ex-players are the best pundits.
Tell us Never to clock mates in at the docks when they were off skiving.
Tell us Never to admit Heysel actually happened.

 

[KS55]

Tell us Never you have a bigger hub cap collection than us.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They really are the most graceless and insufferable club.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apparently the full slogan is "Tell us never, when the world thinks it can't be done, boss it!".

What do you think they’re smoking over there at Anfield?