Liverpool thread 2019/20

[LFC-Fans]

Correct decision to delay the league. Although, only until April doesn't seem long enough to be honest.

Tbf I think I'd like to win it when it's a bit warmer weather. Coupla cans, sun. Should be much nicer

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Lifted off that fine forum.....

The "decent thing", if you don't mind.

So will they put their “Decent Thing” trophy next to last season’s “But we deserved to win it” trophy?

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm starting to question my life long held belief there is no god. I think i might have been wrong and he/she/it fucking hates liverpool too.

He/she/it had to leave earth with a ring piece in case an enema had to be administered.

 

[kaz7]

"Now You're Gonna Believe Us!!!"

I would love to be a fly on his wall today,if there was a vote about giving them the title so many scores would be settled by the other 19 clubs

 

[bluejon]

I would love to be a fly on his wall today,if there was a vote about giving them the title so many scores would be settled by the other 19 clubs

We should do the decent thing and offer to drive the trophy over to liverpool, but then apologise and say it's not possible due to the bus still being the shop getting patched up after a bunch of feral no-marks smashed it up. We'll be in touch......

 

[mac]

The Carabo Cup likes this thread. Fuck you scousers.

 

[Phil1]

Correct decision to delay the league. Although, only until April doesn't seem long enough to be honest.

Tbf I think I'd like to win it when it's a bit warmer weather. Coupla cans, sun. Should be much nicer

You’re winning fuck all. Every cloud and all that eh.

 

[david whites spike]

To the allez allez allez song

The scousers thought they'd won it.
The title looked a cert.
Wanking themselves silly
Ending 30 years of hurt.
By far they were the best team.
It was proven by the stats.
Then china fucked the season
With aids from eating bats.....
Allez, allez, allez...

 

[ganganvince]

Season 19/20 honours
Charity shield Man City
Carabou cup Man City
Season incomplete

 

[Allianz]

My favorite cartoon pic. Look at the poor Salad.
I mean beside the diving, Salad is actually not bad compared to the cnut Robertson rat face and that cnut Mane.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I predict a riot!

Seriously, I think with all the stress and anxiety this season has brought them they are going to need a safety valve, and in true dipper fashion that'll be violence. Regardless of how everything pans out with this virus thing, the simmering resentment the scousers have towards the rest of civilisation will explode and they'll run amok: smashing buildings, cars, public transport, trains, office blocks etc. Then they'll turn their burning anger on anyone who happens to be around at the time, and there'll be serious injuries and maybe fatalities - caused by these feral, benefit-scrounging mutants.

What's the old saying about those who never learn through history are condemned to repeat it?

You need to sit in a darkened room with a bottle of whisky and calm down.

 

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[Brightwell’s left peg]

Just spat my tea out!!

 

[Viking blue]

I predict a riot!

Seriously, I think with all the stress and anxiety this season has brought them they are going to need a safety valve, and in true dipper fashion that'll be violence. Regardless of how everything pans out with this virus thing, the simmering resentment the scousers have towards the rest of civilisation will explode and they'll run amok: smashing buildings, cars, public transport, trains, office blocks etc. Then they'll turn their burning anger on anyone who happens to be around at the time, and there'll be serious injuries and maybe fatalities - caused by these feral, benefit-scrounging mutants.

What's the old saying about those who never learn through history are condemned to repeat it?

“The rest of civilization “ This implies that scousers are themselves civilized.

 

[Centurions]

I had to check to make sure that isn't a parody account, brilliant stuff.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Its an actual real time attempt to count chickens!

 

[Nellies left peg]

Just got back from church and lighting a candle for my Dipper brethren. There is a god after all and as long as everyone stays well in my life and those on here fuck the league this year and long may it be cancelled this season

 

[cheekybids]

If ever we aren’t going to win the league this has to be best way........

This is pure poetry watching Scousers like rabbits caught in the head lights.

 

[TheBlueDune]

"Now You're Gonna Believe VARUs!!!"

edited for winduppery purposes

 

[flb]

Correct decision to delay the league. Although, only until April doesn't seem long enough to be honest.

Tbf I think I'd like to win it when it's a bit warmer weather. Coupla cans, sun. Should be much nicer

I'm afraid sunshine other premier league clubs wont be participating in the PL to enable it to happen, the bottom six clubs for a start wont put up with it , neither will clubs above for that matter. Players rightly so will down tools for fear of infecting family members, clubs who's players haven't trained will have clear disadvantages against those that have.

So have your couple of cans of "bitter" in the Summer mate, i hope it tastes delicious.


You nearly won the league etc