Had a dipper accountant (not scouse) in work today and some of his classics included.
Still got 30m of the Coutinho money. (I took the piss)
They are gonna get 15m for that player they bought from Preston who's never been seen again. (As Above)
They are getting 80m for Mane. (We ended up agreeing half of that was more like it)
They do not have to sell and have a 150m ready to go. (We agreed they did and 150m was bollocks)
They have a relatively young squad. (A quick google proved him wrong)
Without the injuries and with the fans they would have took us. (If my Auntie had balls etc...)
Bayern Munich are the only elite club left. (WTF)
City's squad is bigger. (Obviously told him not bigger just better)
All in all I've met worse dippers but even the semi normal ones are full of shit.