Liverpool thread 2020/21

[Toffeedude]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I hope Pickford has a couple of guards at his mansion gates, he’s going to need them. Won’t be at Everton much longer I’m guessing

Don‘t know what all the fuss is surrounding Pickford. All he did was highlight the “take a knee” cause.

 

[mexico1970]

Checked the obituaries and I am happy to announce that he's still with us despite the media reports of the family packed around his bedside lighting candles all night.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I am ashamed to be classed as the same nationality as the Dippers. They are a fucking deranged cult the whole lot of them. Whoever first used always the victim never their fault in relation to them has not said a more truer thing!

Are you Norwegian?

 

[KentBlue]

A dipperpool player gets injured. That's it. So why the fuck are the media trying to turn it into some earth-shaking tragedy on a par with 9-11?

All over the world sportsmen get injured: day in and day out. Some are serious, some are not, but it happens. Anyone who has ever played a contact sport has suffered some kind of injury, it's part of the game. Unfortunate, but that's the way it is. And while it may be a big thing for the club itself, how serious is it, how long will he be out etc, the rest of the world doesn't particularly care. So how come our media are treating vain dick's injury like fucking Armageddon?

A grassy knoll in Dallas was worthy of universal news coverage, as was a Parisian tunnel crash: men walking on the moon was also incredibly newsworthy, and maybe even the collapse of the Berlin Wall merits global attention. But a footballer getting injured in a game?


Absolutely fucking nauseating.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Comparing Pickford to Kyle Walker is, frankly, fucking laughable!

Yeah, Kyle has never let a goal in whilst in nets.

 

[oman0115]

All I've heard all week is reference to the two Everton challenges, I''ve heard absolutely nothing about the following;

Mane playacting and rolling around with zero contact to the head = poor sportmanship possible yellow
Mane purposefully throwing out a trip no where near the ball = red
Robertsons shirt pull in the first half = yellow
Robertsons two footed lunge to an everton players calf off the ball = Red

 

[Cellarite]

All I've heard all week is reference to the two Everton challenges, I''ve heard absolutely nothing about the following;

Mane playacting and rolling around with zero contact to the head = poor sportmanship possible yellow
Mane purposefully throwing out a trip no where near the ball = red
Robertsons shirt pull in the first half = yellow
Robertsons two footed lunge to an everton players calf off the ball = Red

Henderson boldly stating that VAR officials "bend the lines on offside to get the decision they want". = ban

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Robbo and VVD taking turns on dishing out early first half "reducers" to HRod.

 

[The perfect fumble]

men walking on the moon was also incredibly newsworthy,

"One small step for van Dijk, one giant leap for Pickford"

 

[big phil]

Is it the same leg as the Achilles tendon rupture he had? That would make it even harder for him to rehab and put early loads back through his knee, never mind playing to his previous levels.

I did my Achilles 12 years ago now and it doesn't take much cold weather to remind me of a twinge or the tendon isn't quite perfect anymore.

Just the one achilles you lucky sod?

 

[Big Dave Watson]

Sure I saw somewhere this morning (can’t remember if it was Facebook or Twitter) that the rats had asked for permission to sign a centre half outside of the transfer window due to the circumstances of the injury? Might have been a wind up piece as I can’t find it now, did anybody else see it?

 

[axlgod]

Have the FA charged captain underpants for saying ‘the lines are bent’ yet?

 

[asahartford1]

Coote won't be fcuking with the scouserrs again

 

[FantasyIreland]

Sure I saw somewhere this morning (can’t remember if it was Facebook or Twitter) that the rats had asked for permission to sign a centre half outside of the transfer window due to the circumstances of the injury? Might have been a wind up piece as I can’t find it now, did anybody else see it?

 

[FantasyIreland]

But would anyone be shocked if that was real?

 

[mat]

But would anyone be shocked if that was real?

Not really.

I'm waiting for them to declare a major covid outbreak which stops the season.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Have the FA charged captain underpants for saying ‘the lines are bent’ yet?

No.

 

[Aphex]

Edit: this reminded me of the chicken in the allyway incident.

Rival fans mock tweet collecting 'messages of support' for Van Dijk

A series of tweets and an online book set up to send 'messages of support' to the injured Virgil van Dijk has been taken down after rival fans mercilessly mocked the campaign.

www.dailymail.co.uk