Liverpool thread 2020/21

[Vienna_70]

Will they ever shut the fuck up and stop playing the victims?

I think we all know the answer to that.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Let's see how these fuckers get on having to play a midfielder at centre back now Matip is out too.

It just shows how teams are always at the mercy of injuries in key positions. We'd have won the league last year if Laporte had stayed fit. We're better than Liverpool, they just had constant good luck last season with injuries, plus every var decision and opposition fuck-up went their way.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Did they all ask each other if they had slept that night? How did that crazy conversation start?

They are fuckin tapped the lot of them....

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

I know a couple Liverpool fans who howled with delight, and still do to this day, when Alan Smith( the one the rags bought from Leeds) broke his leg at Anfield a number of years ago. I think his leg twisted under him horribly after blocking a shot from John Arne Riise,

I told them at the time, and I still tell them now, they're cunts for laughing about it.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Can you get an inhaler for insomnia?

Yes, it's called Jurgen. He threatens them with a bedtime visit to tuck them in and read them a story if they don't go to sleep. Usually works in seconds.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I know a couple Liverpool fans who howled with delight, and still do to this day, when Alan Smith( the one the rags bought from Leeds) broke his leg at Anfield a number of years ago. I think his leg twisted under him horribly after blocking a shot from John Arne Riise,

I told them at the time, and I still tell them now, they're cunts for laughing about it.

Didn’t the twats rock the ambulance that was taking Smith away from Anfield. They love giving it out don’t they?

 

[Gazza]

Didn’t the twats rock the ambulance that was taking Smith away from Anfield. They love giving it out don’t they?

I'm beginning to think that they aren't decent people.

 

[JASR]

I'm beginning to think that they aren't decent people.

 

[jamesha]

All this hysteria over VVD's injury will hopefully work in our favour. The fact that it is being portrayed as such a big blow will be a self-fulfilling prophecy and the dipper players will feel that they cannot defend without him.

The more discussion and dipper whining the better imo.

 

[crazyg]

Yes, it's called Jurgen. He threatens them with a bedtime visit to tuck them in and read them a story if they don't go to sleep. Usually works in seconds.

Big Beetle Bert?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I'm beginning to think that they aren't decent people.

They are the bestest and most knowledgeable fans in der world lah.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

All this hysteria over VVD's injury will hopefully work in our favour. The fact that it is being portrayed as such a big blow will be a self-fulfilling prophecy and the dipper players will feel that they cannot defend without him.

The more discussion and dipper whining the better imo.

Yep, time to keep a low profile for us, 1 nil wins for the next few months will doo

 

[KentBlue]

I'm beginning to think that they aren't decent people.

Careful, you'll have Sean after you...

 

[Gazza]

All this hysteria over VVD's injury will hopefully work in our favour. The fact that it is being portrayed as such a big blow will be a self-fulfilling prophecy and the dipper players will feel that they cannot defend without him.

The more discussion and dipper whining the better imo.

It's true, Gomez is a very over-rated defender. Lacks any positional sense and slow to react.

 

[Gazza]

Careful, you'll have Sean after you...

Sean Bean? - Is it Shawn Bawn or Seen Been? He can't have the pronunciation both ways.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Klopp almost crying on BBC Breakfast about losing 'the best centre back in the world'. VD will certainly get a mention tomorrow tailored to whatever result they get.
How many days of national mourning were declared?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Silly Sally promoted him to captain this morning.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Careful, you'll have Sean after you...

Every mornin at the Dole you could see him arrive
Stood 5 foot 6 weighed 125.
kinda narrow at the shoulder and wide at the lip
A silly scouse man with a tiny shrivelled dick
Big Sean
Big Sean
Big bad Sean.

 

[KentBlue]

Sean Bean? - Is it Shawn Bawn or Seen Been? He can't have the pronunciation both ways.

Sean Astley. The man whose very name strikes fear throughout the western world. The man who Chuck Norris once said of: "I'll fight any man but Sean 'Killer' Astley". The man who can make an entire nation's army tremble with fear at the mere mention of his name.

Vengeance is mine. Sayeth the Sean.

 

[KentBlue]

Every mornin at the Dole you could see him arrive
Stood 5 foot 6 weighed 125.
kinda narrow at the shoulder and wide at the lip
A silly scouse man with a tiny shrivelled dick
Big Sean
Big Sean
Big bad Sean.

Jimmy Dean sang that way back in the 60's. He also played Willard Whyte in Diamonds Are Forever.