Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)

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Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.