Liverpool thread 2020/21

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There's a clip on twitter eulogising one of their goals against Leicester that was completed after thirty passes, apparently they reckon it's a PL record. It seems our FFP goal (forty four passes) has been expunged.
 

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There's a clip on twitter eulogising one of their goals against Leicester that was completed after thirty passes, apparently they reckon it's a PL record. It seems our FFP goal (forty four passes) has been expunged.
We’ve been saying for years that Littlewoods fans have short and/or selective memories.
 

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We’ve been saying for years that Littlewoods fans have short and/or selective memories.
Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)
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Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.
 
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Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)
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Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.
Great post that's made me laugh
 

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Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)
---------------------
Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.
Amazing piece of work that aligns perfectly with the third law of Scouse dynamics:
Shell suit + 'Calm Down!' = Punch in the Face
 

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Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)
---------------------
Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.
When considering the understanding of footy of the average Anfield Road Formation Brick Thrower, I always referred to the statistical formula relative to Red Scousers postulated by a school chum of mine over 50 years ago.. '9/10ths of 7/8ths of 4/5ths of 2/3rds of f*ck all..'

Your theorem takes us into new areas of understanding. Excellent work!
 

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Think you're forgetting the It Means More equation

q=p-A(2e+H+C)
---------------------
Istree

Where they quality of the goal (q) is defined by the number of passes, minus the distance in miles from Anfield, multiplied by the result of doubling the number of ex player pundits on tv from your club (e) and adding to the successful number of hacks pulled off by your club (H) and successful coach attacks (C), divided by a Istree factor known only to certain in the know clubs.

Therefore our adjusted number of passes is not in fact 44, but around minus 200.
Talking about hacks, the Mail has a piece about the rags and their little quandary. They put up a graphic about the City hack and ffp but nothing about a certain club also hacking us numerous times. I wonder why?
 

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