They really are on another level when it comes to lack of knowledge, denial and delusion.
It's a good job you didn't mention Heysel or he would be blaming everyone from the Belgian Police, UEFA, Juventus fans, the venue, the Belgian FA, Chelsea fans, The Tories etc. basically everyone but themselves.
Perhaps you should mention the loan their previous owners took out from RBS, who were government owned at the time, which saved them from going into administration.
If you ask him if this means they were state funded ( which technically they were) his head will probably explode.