Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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They must be absolutely seething that they aren't outright top. Sharing the glory with The Spuds!
What about all those fantastic night under the 300ft wind turbines? They don’t count for anything?

They are environmental royalty don’t you know

And the septic tank tank is absolutely the twelfth man
 
What about all those fantastic night under the 300ft wind turbines? They don’t count for anything?

They are environmental royalty don’t you know

And the septic tank tank is absolutely the twelfth man
It means more...
 
It’s time to acknowledge the dippers as a trophy collecting machine.
Here’s another massive achievement to go with the Net Spend trophy and the January Transfer window Cup.
Greenest club - green with envy :-)
I wonder if the cult fans have started throwing paper cups at visiting coaches instead of the usual glass bottles.
 
I went to an originally pleasant do today, didn’t know anyone else before going.
I was a lone nonscouse, it quickly transpired, but was fine whilst trying to adjust to the accent with a lot of background noise.
I got a little warm and unzipped my top , with a Citizens t-shirt underneath.
No issue, but one guy for reasons unknown, decided to play his phone ringtone to me… the tune from Carousel… odd.
Nothing else after that, and I had a good chat with another … until near the end and suddenly I was asked how long I’d supported City (implying it was recently), quickly followed up by ‘history’ (I replied simply 1894, and got some unrelated to Liverpool stuff about oldest stadium/club), ‘trophy room vs trophy shed’.
They jumped Straight in with it, out of nowhere, and completely unrelated to what was happening. Shame as up to that point it was good.

conclusion: nothing wrong with scousers, until football crosses their brain, whereupon they seem to have an inbuilt inferiority complex that comes over as wanting to be ‘superior’ and seems to consist of announcing unwanted stuff with no discussion or preamble.
 
I went to an originally pleasant do today, didn’t know anyone else before going.
I was a lone nonscouse, it quickly transpired, but was fine whilst trying to adjust to the accent with a lot of background noise.
I got a little warm and unzipped my top , with a Citizens t-shirt underneath.
No issue, but one guy for reasons unknown, decided to play his phone ringtone to me… the tune from Carousel… odd.
Nothing else after that, and I had a good chat with another … until near the end and suddenly I was asked how long I’d supported City (implying it was recently), quickly followed up by ‘history’ (I replied simply 1894, and got some unrelated to Liverpool stuff about oldest stadium/club), ‘trophy room vs trophy shed’.
They jumped Straight in with it, out of nowhere, and completely unrelated to what was happening. Shame as up to that point it was good.

conclusion: nothing wrong with scousers, until football crosses their brain, whereupon they seem to have an inbuilt inferiority complex that comes over as wanting to be ‘superior’ and seems to consist of announcing unwanted stuff with no discussion or preamble.
I find it really satisfying to just feed their tropes. When asked how long ive supported city i answer since 2011-12. Its not even the money for me, just success. Id probably support liverpool if they won more than city. But they dont.

IF they ask who supported before that i say Brazil.

Usually shuts them up
 
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