Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Mancity1980]

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, Liverpool fans are from a planet yet to be discovered.

The planet Victim.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

I was amused by a snippet on Rawk - a claim their fans are not 'culturally English.'
God knows what culture they think they represent, but it can't be a very advanced one.

In their strange little minds they of course will think their imaginary culture is better than English culture.
Their 'culture' has a heavy Scandinavian influence as can be heard from the Bill and Ben accents singing in the stand to the right of the away end whilst in other parts of the ground there is the Southern England influence.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Read some of the replies on there. A mickey journalist calling City fans deluded?

I am deluded by 9 wins on the trot in the League which have put us six points clear.

 

[bitterblue78]

Funny these scousers going on about Covid .. with all the asthma cases knocking around their squad pre covid it’s a wonder they didn’t end up on Ventilators over the last couple of years .!!! Absolute miracle

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I am deluded by 9 wins on the trot in the League which have put us six points clear.

If City aren’t as good as they are cracked up to be, if the dippers finish above us it ain’t much of an achievement. The giddy fucks wouldn’t paint it that way if it happened though.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Let's hope we ruin Boxing Day in Norway, Scandinavia, Ireland, Wales, London, the Home Counties, the Far East, etc, and amongst the '6000' LFC season ticket holders who come from Liverpool.

Brutal

 

[Mancity1980]

Let's hope we ruin Boxing Day in Norway, Scandinavia, Ireland, Wales, London, the Home Counties, the Far East, etc, and amongst the '6000' LFC season ticket holders who come from Liverpool.

My mum , who has absolute no interest in football, summed it up for me. They have nothing else but their football club, they are a small city, no way near the size or importance of Manchester.

 

[Tb1981]

I see salah and mane will now stay and play against Chelsea Before leaving for AFCON
Poor players being run into the ground by caring Jürgen, who at the same time is moaning about a two legged semi final against arsenal
Oh I see the other wanker at Chelsea is moaning as well
Never hear a peep when they are in front but now we’re top they are both player welfare officers
This ain’t the bundesliga you cocks

 

[waspish]

I see salah and mane will now stay and play against Chelsea Before leaving for AFCON
Poor players being run into the ground by caring Jürgen, who at the same time is moaning about a two legged semi final against arsenal
Oh I see the other wanker at Chelsea is moaning as well
Never hear a peep when they are in front but now we’re top they are both player welfare officers
This ain’t the bundesliga you cocks

Was always going to be the case they will miss Salah and mane for just two premier games unless they rearranged the Leeds game and the games they will miss are not top teams.

 

[BrianW]

Another snippet from RAWK that amused me. The Leicester fanbase are 'Tories' as they sang 'Feed the Scousers'.

So what's the political analysis on Liverpool FC fans?

1. They are sanctimonious.
2. They think they are literally better than anyone else.
3. They even think they are a special Volk, with a different and superior culture to everyone else.

That sounds a lot like the Tories of 2021 to me.

(No Sam, despite point 3, I am not mentioning the 1930s. They're not mass murderers.)

I don't suppose it even enters their little heads that if they treated other fanbases with more respect, they might then receive some respect back.