Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[hammocity]

He won't. He might say he doesnt really mind a bit of fun but there's many Asians, gay people, women who had to put up with 'jokes' and pretended they didn't mind.
The favourite expression is FOC. Think about it - Fucking Old ****. It's not acceptable.
I'm not having a go at you - you just came into my sights after reading that anything is permissible in 'comedy'.

Being a FOC is a badge of honour, it means you’ve outlived many of you friends, been there, done it and still living to tell the tales of growing old disgracefully. It’s really not offensive to most old people who have enough experience to enjoy self deprecation. I’ve attached our WhatsApp golf group page.

 

[Cellarite]

I was referring to the oft quoted ….”1-0 to the Arse” mate… I wouldn’t have a single clue what George said to his team before kick off… whatever it was it worked and I was chuffed to fuck it did as I’ve never liked the scumbag dippers …

Aah, sorry. It's only because I enjoyed that match and the outcome so much that I've watched the documentary on sky about it - '89. It's actually a really good watch.

 

[MillisleBlue]

Brian Moore's legendary commentary of that goal is still brilliant even after 31 years

"Thomas............ It's up for grabs now!!!!"

Never forget watching that - was it on a Friday night? - with me mum and dad who are Littlewoods fanatics. Stunned silence doesn't even come close. Scenes amongst the Arsenal supporters was on another level.

 

[Blue Mist]

What's a fish talked parka?

OK. If you just want to be called just a FC that's fine.;) It's the 'old' that is offensive and derogatory to all older people no matter what the brave boys in here say.

A fish talked parka is actually a fish tailed parka with spell check. :-)
And that, to save you asking had a v at the bottom. I cannot remember exactly why but it was to do with sitting on a scooter and not getting your bum wet.

 

[hammocity]

Never forget watching that - was it on a Friday night? - with me mum and dad who are Littlewoods fanatics. Stunned silence doesn't even come close. Scenes amongst the Arsenal supporters was on another level.

Arsenal were 12/1 to win the league on the Friday morning, my mate had a twenty quid bet on them, was a good few quid at the time.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

As I recall the term was coined by Alan Pardew in reference to Manuel Pellegrini and has been a light-hearted and affectionate reference to those of us elderly gentlefolk ever since. Personally, I don't mind at all in the context of BM although I would probably object if a stranger on the tram referred to me as an FOC.

You can't really have two rules , one for Blue Moon and one for elsewhere. Is being called a
bloody offensive name part of the "admission rules' for Blue Moon? It's not affectionate at all its downright offensive just going on about getting old with all its attendant problems without Fucking and **** being added on the end.
As for the tram scenario l feel sure you would be far from gentle if called it.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Mature City Fat C*nt (MCFC) is fine by me.
(You can't unsee that now, lol)

No 'old'. no ageism, no problem.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Being a FOC is a badge of honour, it means you’ve outlived many of you friends, been there, done it and still living to tell the tales of growing old disgracefully. It’s really not offensive to most old people who have enough experience to enjoy self deprecation. I’ve attached our WhatsApp golf group page.

It seems more like self flagellation in some sort of weird cult. Too late for forgiveness of your sins. The end is nigh

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

A fish talked parka is actually a fish tailed parka with spell check. :-)
And that, to save you asking had a v at the bottom. I cannot remember exactly why but it was to do with sitting on a scooter and not getting your bum wet.

I would never have got that in a 100 years although l do remember what you mean. They remind me of baby suits for easy access for wiping arses. I am sure you you had the adult size in blue with a blue dummy and blue pacamac to match.
I am not sure how this came up on the Liverpool thread but given the way Liverpool fans spy on us, we might have some sort of chant against us with Fucking Old Cunts in it. All your fault Misty.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Being a FOC is a badge of honour, it means you’ve outlived many of you friends, been there, done it and still living to tell the tales of growing old disgracefully. It’s really not offensive to most old people who have enough experience to enjoy self deprecation. I’ve attached our WhatsApp golf group page.

Or as Keef would say - "I'm immaturing with age"...

 

[hammocity]

It seems more like self flagellation in some sort of weird cult. Too late for forgiveness of your sins. The end is nigh

Na mate, honestly there’s no offence to be taken, it’s not weird, it’s as it is. My best mate is living with an incurable cancer, he’s the same age as myself and he gets through life with the support of his family and friends, the banter we have at golf and football or just having a pint keeps him going. There’s worse than getting old but when you reach those senior years you must appreciate them, being called an FOC is barely scratch on your life.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I'm just surprised he said he was 'In work'...

Think a dippers definition of ‘work’ differs from the rest of us somewhat.

 

[super_city_si]

Think a dippers definition of ‘work’ differs from the rest of us somewhat.

Dipper at "work"

 

[mexico1970]

This explains why many people believe Liverpool fans are scrotes.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

A fish talked parka is actually a fish tailed parka with spell check. :-)
And that, to save you asking had a v at the bottom. I cannot remember exactly why but it was to do with sitting on a scooter and not getting your bum wet.

The fish tailed parka had a vertical split in the fishtail section so that you could pull either side between your legs, from the rear, and fasten them to the buttons at the front.

They were designed to be worn buy paratroopers and the ‘fishtail‘ feature was to stop the air inflating your coat and pushing it up around your armpits when hurtling towards the earth while parachuting.

Also useful for stopping the crotch of your two tone trousers from getting embarrassingly soaked through when riding a scooter in light rain.

 

[Blue Mist]

You can't really have two rules , one for Blue Moon and one for elsewhere. Is being called a
bloody offensive name part of the "admission rules' for Blue Moon? It's not affectionate at all its downright offensive just going on about getting old with all its attendant problems without Fucking and **** being added on the end.
As for the tram scenario l feel sure you would be far from gentle if called it.

You make a good point. What I would say is, this forum is banter rather than bullying, (the political thread is different but who goes in there!!)
If someone called me a FOC in a nasty, aggressive way I would be down their throat, but I take it as I believe it is meant, a joke.
Oh and this is from someone who forint use the C word.

 

[Blue Mist]

I would never have got that in a 100 years although l do remember what you mean. They remind me of baby suits for easy access for wiping arses. I am sure you you had the adult size in blue with a blue dummy and blue pacamac to match.
I am not sure how this came up on the Liverpool thread but given the way Liverpool fans spy on us, we might have some sort of chant against us with Fucking Old Cunts in it. All your fault Misty.

I love your description of Mods and their scooters. Man they were the business. Smart, not scruffy, tasty not slimy, music not noise, if I was to regret anything, it would be missing out on the Torch, Manchester and Wigan Casino. Brilliant music, great scene, everything.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

You make a good point. What I would say is, this forum is banter rather than bullying, (the political thread is different but who goes in there!!)
If someone called me a FOC in a nasty, aggressive way I would be down their throat, but I take it as I believe it is meant, a joke.
Oh and this is from someone who forint use the C word.

One thing that does concern me is many people go along with the racial etc comments to be one of the lads.
I knew one guy who was jokingly called Pakistani Sid' because he had a sallow complexion. The Sid came from his surname being James. He appeared to laugh it off but he threw himself in front of an express on Christmas Eve.
Might have been connected to the gentle but persistent abuse, can't say but what a Christmas for gor his mum

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

I love your description of Mods and their scooters. Man they were the business. Smart, not scruffy, tasty not slimy, music not noise, if I was to regret anything, it would be missing out on the Torch, Manchester and Wigan Casino. Brilliant music, great scene, everything.

I can't work out how much you know about Mods in view if your claim of being too young.;)
Never heard of the Torch. We used to go to the Twisted Wheel, Oasis when looking for girls not trouble, Cavern and Heaven and Hell.
Went down to London and so never went to Wigan but it was famous along with Northern Soul down there
Oh another pick up place Brown's in Levvy, plus Queens of Hearts on Withington. Quite a little raver when l think back.

 

[hammocity]

The fish tailed parka had a vertical split in the fishtail section so that you could pull either side between your legs, from the rear, and fasten them to the buttons at the front.

They were designed to be worn buy paratroopers and the ‘fishtail‘ feature was to stop the air inflating your coat and pushing it up around your armpits when hurtling towards the earth while parachuting.

Also useful for stopping the crotch of your two tone trousers from getting embarrassingly soaked through when riding a scooter in light rain.

Do you remember when two tone trousers were called “Tonics” and the Checked versions “Sylvestors”, all the young uns shaking their heads thinking, WTF!