Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Maly]

I play Whack-A-Mole when I watch the dippers.
If the commentary gets too annoying I just whack away with the squeaky mallet and everything‘s fine. Takes all the stress away.

Great euphemism ;)

 

[Withnail]

They'll get found out by better teams.

April 9th (probably moved) against a certain other team

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Not sure it's been mentioned and it sounds daft because I don't think they're quite as good as they were 2 years ago, but these fuckers could end up doing the quadruple. Hopefully the fixture pile-up does for them and they end up with fuck-all!

The only quadruple will be the heart by pass that ClubshopKlopp will need at Easter when they are consolidating a top four spot.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

What An odd bunch

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

If he's a dipper you could kick the television at him.

He’d catch it and have it sold to Cash Converters before you got chance to grab his Dole card.

 

[chedinho]

Noticed he said it’s even more satisfying to win when you are in a tough game, the implication being obvious. Personally I preferred our Tuesday night stroll (not that I watched the dippers last night)

I watched their game

they are in trouble if they play like that against us.

 

[Vienna_70]

I watched their game

they are in trouble if they play like that against us.

Let’s hope that they do, then.

 

[hello]

I watched their game

they are in trouble if they play like that against us.

I didn’t watch their game although it was on in the background, my seeing inter being fucking woeful upfront was according to the press today a defensive masterclass and vvd is the bestest defender in the world again and the scouse cunts are winning the quad

 

[Barcon]

What An odd bunch

Did they have a sale on sleeping bags?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Had the game on last night whilst playing a jigsaw puzzle on my iPad and was interrupted on numerous occasions in the first half by the commentator raising his voice only to look up and an inter player takes the ball off a dipper. 2nd half was all inter but you wouldn’t have thought it with the twat speaking. Anyway turned it off and watched a discovery channel when dippers scored. Finished the jigsaw by the way.

What jigsaw and how many pieces please?