Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[bluealf]

To be fair Owen has this unique record of being hated by fans of almost every club hes played for

Liverpool - Signed for the rags

Real Madrid - Constantly injured and shit

Newcastle - see above

Rags- Liverpool connections and asking for the number 7 shirt( which they believe has some sort of mythical power)

Stoke- Too old and shit

Don't forget his BT club - hated by everybody who could hear his punditry.

 

[Akira]

To be fair Owen has this unique record of being hated by fans of almost every club hes played for

Liverpool - Signed for the rags

Real Madrid - Constantly injured and shit

Newcastle - see above

Rags- Liverpool connections and asking for the number 7 shirt( which they believe has some sort of mythical power)

Stoke- Too old and shit

Everytime I see Owen on punditry, this is exactly what I think of. Amazing how he managed that actually. Some Rags still believe Owen cursed the number 7 shirt.


All Rag no.7 post-Owen:

- Antonio Valencia (flopped the season he wore it)
- Angel Di Maria (hates the Rags now)
- Memphis Depay (flop)
- Alexis Sanchez (flop)
- Edinson Cavani (actually decent, cleansed the curse a little, but the club itself plagued by a larger curse)
- Ronaldo (prat)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

He is such a charisma void as a commentator as well. Even Andy Townsend is more interesting.

Richarlison, meanwhile, is being a giant woman about Virgil van Dijk and claiming there are better defenders. Allegedly.

 

[bluealf]

He is such a charisma void as a commentator as well. Even Andy Townsend is more interesting.

Richarlison, meanwhile, is being a giant woman about Virgil van Dijk and claiming there are better defenders. Allegedly.

VVD another fucking scouse myth.

Nobody dribbles past him ever, that's because he used to run backwards faster than Linford Christie went forwards.

Decent to a very good defender, not fit to lace VK's boots.

 

[laplandblue]

Both sets of fans are similar in so many ways. Two cheeks of the same arse is so apt when it comes to these two clubs.

The media are complicit with it all n’all. Right up the arses of both clubs. The funniest one was when they were marketing a game between them at Old Trafford a few years ago as England’s El Classico when they were 7th and 8th in the league in the Spring. Desperate stuff from the media but it’s also the way both sets of fans behave n’all; away with the fairies, heads in the clouds. The rest of the country were laughing at them, especially the 6 teams above them.

The truth is neither club have had more than a few decades where they were very successful and the rest of their history has been mundane. No club in England is that much more successful than the rest. 20 league titles isn’t that many really, and it’d only take other clubs to have a good few decades like both of them had to catch up. It’s not like we’re all chasing Celtic and Rangers or Nacional and Peñarol where it would take a century to catch up.

But the way both sets of fans, both clubs, and the media act and portray them both is as if both clubs have always been top clubs winning 50+ league titles each while the rest of England are insignificant.

You can see with Liverpool’s slogan the other year “This Means More” how deluded they are. The club believes it, the fans are like a cult and believe it, the media are proper sycophantically weird and also believe it and also push it.

It’s why both clubs draw in so many sad twats from here there and anywhere to “support” them. A load of losers who have no pride in where they come from so support a club from miles away to get some reflected glory in their lives and feel better about themselves. It’s why so many of their fans act like spoilt brats and can’t take it when they lose or go years without trophies. They’ve been drawn in by this myth that these two clubs are special and are always winning things yet both clubs have gone decades without winning the title in the past and they can’t handle it when they aren’t winning. They’ve been sold on a myth and don’t understand it’s a myth.

This success was achieved with investment decades ago and then when Chelsea and City came along to challenge F.F.P was drawn up to put the brakes on the competition, the rest was left up to the officials. " Earned not Bought " yet another myth to go along with City having no support. They talk of "history" but are oblivious to it.

 

[melrose40yarder]

I do not want to re-visit Hillsborough, there were many issues including SYP but I would refer my learned friend to a report submitted to the British Government on 12th July 2021. The report was compiled by European police agencies over a 4 year period. It identified fans of Liverpool f.c. of being the worst for violence throughout Europe.
In one part of the report UEFA spokesman, William Gaillard said 'What other set of fans steal tickets from their own supporters or out of the hands of children'
The report goes onto refer to the fact that the Liverpool fans for a Champs League final tried to force entry into the Olympic Stadium and Greek police had to fire tear gas to force them back.
Some fans had forged tickets others simply didn't have one.

Liverpool FC blamed the security at the stadium.

You do know its never thier fault.
Scousers and trouble are bedfellows

Feral scum

 

[jimharri]

Can you imagine? The former city of culture would collapse in on itself!


Of course, it will never happen. But it'd be great to see the cultists' outrage at such a blasphemous suggestion!

 

[city saint]

Can you imagine? The former city of culture would collapse in on itself!


Of course, it will never happen. But it'd be great to see the cultists' outrage at such a blasphemous suggestion!

could you imagine the shit hed get off merseysides finest

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

could you imagine the shit hed get off merseysides finest

Raz times a bazillion.

 

[levets]

To be fair Owen has this unique record of being hated by fans of almost every club hes played for

Liverpool - Signed for the rags

Real Madrid - Constantly injured and shit

Newcastle - see above

Rags- Liverpool connections and asking for the number 7 shirt( which they believe has some sort of mythical power)

Stoke- Too old and shit

Never really understood this mythical 7 shirt, seeing as Best wore 11 just as much.