Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Bluesince1979]

"I'm getting the word..?"

Can clearly add ‘hair transplant’ to his list of cosmetic attention

 

[crazyg]

One of the worst breeds of Liverpool fan: the Tumblr fangirl. Usually American and also 'supports' a Bundesliga and/or La Liga team and thinks Liverpool are the Super Socialist Right-On Team. I found one who claims to be not only a kopite but also a Villa fan AND a Spurs fan. How does that even work.

They will also make the inevitable tired jokes about Pickford's arms and Divock Origi bum raping Pickford or whatever. They find the idea that anyone could support Everton inconceivable. They have as much chance of setting foot in Anfield as I do on Jupiter.

Houston. We have a problem......

 

[crazyg]

I used the figures from when Klopp arrived in October 2015 and started with 2015/16 season. Sorry for the confusion. Actually I do write poetry, short stories and plays but I tend to stay away from poetry about football as almost every one I have seen I have not been impressed with, I have written one about football in general and would be happy to post it if you are interested.

You're not a Vogon, are you?

 

[Daz-Simp]

Let's not kid ourselves. Newcastle will make it hard for them.... right up to the point that the referee awards the Dipper's a contentious free kick/penalty and then the flood gates will open.

Much like 18/19 where Liverpool were going to drop points at Newcastle in the penultimate game of the season before getting a freekick for a dive with 5 minutes to go which they scored from to take it to the final game. They had Marriner for that game too as ref, so 3 years on I'm sure he'll still be on message.

 

[Norman kneejerk]

A load of them have also taken to calling Lampard a tory as an insult because of his complaints.

Which just strikes me as odd given their club was literally founded by a tory politician, owned by the conservative funding Moores family for 70+ years and are now owned by a collection of die-hard Donald Trump supporters.

They always want to have the best of both worlds. They're underdogs, but also the biggest club in the country. They're outgunned by City, but also have the best player in every position. Referees hate them, but consistently bail them out and they've not had a penalty against them in 18 months. They're owned and funded by conservative money but want to be seen as a socialist club.

Some tremendous stuff there. Great summary.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Some tremendous stuff there. Great summary.

Oh and their list of luvvy working class entertainers who jumped ship to the smoke and became full on Thatcherites is interminable.
Talk a lot about their altruistic beliefs but in reality there's nowt that lot love more than the filthy lucre

 

[BringBackSwales]

These cunts have barely had any injuries this season, amazing what anti asthma drugs can do for you. Would love them to get smashed in more ways than one tonight

 

[samuelyeboah]

this might be a bit strange but every week I watch liverpool, Thiago does absolutely nothing and gets MOTM and praises out the window. Am I just insane for not seeing it at all?

 

[super_city_si]

These cunts have barely had any injuries this season, amazing what anti asthma drugs can do for you. Would love them to get smashed in more ways than one tonight

Van Dijk must be on for over 50 games this season at the age of 30 on the back of a year off with a bad ACL injury. Something fucking dodgy going on.

 

[ysmsa]

These cunts have barely had any injuries this season, amazing what anti asthma drugs can do for you. Would love them to get smashed in more ways than one tonight

Yet have tried to injure the opposition regularly without punishment.

3 games against us should have seen Red cards for them!