Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

And who is going to break that personal medical news that only Liverpool know?

Who else would even give a fuck? This is not the first time it's happened. Madrid had the same thing happen to them 2 weeks ago. I would be surprised if every club hasn't had a few false positives by now given the amount of tests that have been done over the last 18 months.

It's just more conspiracy nonsense bullshit from the usual posters who think everything is a conspiracy. Every referee is biased against City, and supports Liverpool/United/whichever team we're playing this week and will never let us win (despite the fact we win 90% of games). The league won't let us win the league back to back (until we win it back to back, then the league won't let us win 3 in a row), the league won't let United fail (despite them failing for 10 years) , every club who does better than City is on PEDs (despite us being one of the highest pressing and fittest sides in the world).

Maybe he's lying about the false positives as well? Maybe they had enough players available for the Arsenal game all along?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

not really arsed but ffs a bit desparate from them

It shows how shite they are when they are ducking games and hopefully will have given them problems when the games have to be replayed. Klopp will be crying in a few weeks of fixture congestion.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I don't see a motive. How do Liverpool benefit from postponing the game by a week?

I don't know the specifics of the case, but hypothetically if you already had several key players out through injury, then delaying the game until they are fit again could be beneficial.

 

[deano ou812]

Hmm don’t forget this is the club that hacked into our database,nothing would surprise me when it comes to these cnuts .

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I imagine the medical experts that treat almost the whole dipper squad for 'asthma' could probably contrive a way to make a lateral flow appear positive without breaking sweat.....

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do is add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know the specifics of the case, but hypothetically if you already had several key players out through injury, then delaying the game until they are fit again could be beneficial.

It doesn't look like injuries could be an incentive unless there are players carrying a knock that we don't know about.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do it add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

Orange juice works just as well. In fact any acidic food or drink consumed immediately prior to a test could give a false positive.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Orange juice works just as well. In fact any acidic food or drink consumed immediately prior to a test could give a false positive.

Obviously covid increases acidity in the body and that's what the lateral flow tests test for, therefore just add acidity and you get a "SUSPECTED" +ive result ;)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do is add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

Ah, so that's how Djokovic got his visa.

 

[city saint]

We're the initial test not LFT's? In which case there is no testing lab involved.

fruitshoot gate

 

[Kiss this guy]

I know a few of them. We are only separated by 30 miles down the EastLancs. There is good and bad in everyone. We just have banter. They ain't bad lads. Work in construction you meet them all the time. You kids who work in an office in town would not know. I have more Scouse kids on my watsapp than Manchester lads. They are just the same as us. The only difference between us and them is the accent.

Separate Liverpool fans from Scousers and you've cracked it. I just can't stand that accent though, it grates on me, its fucking horrible, and everyone is called 'lad', fuck off.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

I don't see a motive. How do Liverpool benefit from postponing the game by a week?

I don't see this either? Apart from if it gives them a chance to get Mane and Salah back in time to play? Is that possible?

 

[Blue Til Death]

The dippers are vile, cheating cunts until they are found innocent, then they revert to just being vile, whining, forever the victim, diving, cunts..

 

[bakerdave76]

Come on guys be serious, surely you can't believe they've cheated.

Listen to yourselves, next you'll be wittering on about them hacking our computers to find out who we want during the next transfer window. something!!....lol.

Oh and that team coach of ours on the way to Anfield was nothing less than shabby ownership, how it passed the MOT I'll never know......

Next you'll be saying there feral fans were spiting at our backroom staff..

 

[jrb]

With Liverpool's latest misdemeanour, I've noticed a lot more football fans are calling them cheats. Their manipulation of ways to get themselves an advatage at any cost is catching up with them and is getting noticed by more and more football fans.

 

[jrb]

LFC inventory istory

£50mill towards a new stadium that was never built.(FFP)
Trying to Furlough Liverpool staff.
Trying to trademark the name Liverpool.
A money laundering shirt sponsor.
Attacking the Manchester City team coach. (Liverpool fans).
IIlegally hacking City's player database.
False positive Covid tests.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I don't see a motive. How do Liverpool benefit from postponing the game by a week?

No, I'm with you, it doesn't really make sense to shift them, especially for the league cup. It's strange that Liverpool didn't just field a team of kids, but the "false positive" thing is really weird given how unlikely it is and how easy it is to administer the tests.

 

[blue cigar]

No, I'm with you, it doesn't really make sense to shift them, especially for the league cup. It's strange that Liverpool didn't just field a team of kids, but the "false positive" thing is really weird given how unlikely it is and how easy it is to administer the tests.

Did Liverpool know the game would be rescheduled so soon when they submitted their pretend Covid positives though?
They cheat in everything they do, transfer policy, Covid tests, diving, ffp...have I missed anything?

 

[benno74]

To understand whether Liverpool have tried to cheat here, I would only suggest watching again the klopp interview and observe his body language.
Never seen him so uncomfortable, and squirming. Ends up talking compete jibberish.
I've seen 5 year old kids hold better lies when they've been caught red handed in the biscuit jar!

 

[Paladin]

I don't see a motive. How do Liverpool benefit from postponing the game by a week?

They get a rested squad, and can include those players who were genuinely unavailable (Alisson, Firminho, Matip, AA). So they have a stronger team for both legs of the semi final. And if they aren't winning the league, the CL or the FA Cup, this competition suddenly becomes much more important to them.