Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Impeccable One]

I heard Jordan, but it wasn't a consortium, just a pair of tits

Very clever, had to read 3 times to get it, initially thought it was a reference to Simon Jordan, which is only one enormous tit

 

[brazilians hurt]

Had a row with dipper this morning, he claims it's not fair that they have to keep selling players to compete with us.

He reckons Simon Jordan is a "financial expert" as Jordan was saying we sold an Academy player for £60m to one of our sister clubs. Doesn't know who the player is or which club he went too. Also, we pay way over the odds in wages.

Dipper said they can't compete on the Academy side as we sign all the best young talent by offering bribes etc.

Just not fair is all he kept saying, Just not fair.

Best laugh of the day Simon Jordan is a financial expert! That must be why Crystal Palace went into administration under his ownership/stewardship
Qualified & rationale comment is not in the dipper DNA is it?

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Are there any dictators in Africa who could buy Liverpool with money coming from oil, mining or any other form of unethical money source?


Have the Cult started an online petition yet or a crowd funding page?

 

[KS55]

Rumours that Dubai are sniffing. Oh yes!

 

[sd33]

Rumours that Dubai are sniffing. Oh yes!

arent those rumored buyers from dubai related to mansour

 

[Pontypool Blue]

They need an owner to freshen things up so I reckon the right man is Sheikh N Vac.

And his half brother Sheikh your tic tac?

 

[KS55]

arent those rumored buyers from dubai related to mansour

Everybody in Dubai is related to Mansour!

 

[Paladin]

Think they should go for a supporters buy out. Sure what could go wrong :)

Their supporters never buy 'owt.

 

[havefaith]

Nope, has to be Afghanistan or Syria.

Weren't,t Standard Charter done for money laundering for terrorist organisations, they obviously have the contacts so there could be some legs in this :-)

 

[richards30]

I can’t imagine Sheikh Mansour would be too pleased if anyone from Dubai would go for the dippers to be honest. Didn’t Abu Dhabi bail Dubai out not too long ago so I can’t see him being happy if someone came in to challenge us from that area of the region?