Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Rochdale Blue]

And wind

I think kloppy has been taking tablets for it.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

When Palace beat them at home: “the air was too thick”.

Well, they can't blame Pep for that.

 

[Protein Junkie]

How changes to the Alphabet could transform the Reds Title Hopes.
Liverpool Manager Dr Jurgen Shipman is to ask Oxford and Cambridge University to consider changes to the alphabet.
It is understood Dr Shipman is unhappy with being placed around 11th in the pre season table.
“ Even with my world class squad of mentality monsters it’s a big ask to go from 11th to 1st”.
Other options include changing the team name to A Liverpool FC or only relegating clubs starting with A to K and M.

 

[KS55]

Yeah, best not to gloat until we are safely two points ahead!

If we lose today, we will finish the day in 18th place. Relegation threatens.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

And is it me or was his ‘goal’ actually an own goal? To me it looked like he tried to flick it, barely connected with it, if at all, then it hit the defender behind him and went in. I am not sure how he’s been awarded it.

He missed it, it hit Tosin, then somehow deflected back off Núñez’s foot and into the roof of the goal. An unbelievable fluke, but not an own goal

 

[swpswp]

Wet track bullies.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Banter: the only thing a scouser is happy to give away but not take from people.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Nunez looks full of emotion. He will either calm down and be a good signing or he will get mopey and stay an impact player off the bench. A lucky striker is better than a decent striker though and he will probably win them plenty of points and plaudits by running around like an excited puppy and trying crazy stuff. In that respect he suits Liverpool and he will always be fun to watch as he is likely to do something mad at any moment. I vote him most likely to knock himself out by running into a goal post

Diaz I'm hoping turns out to be a myth. Their left hand side is the most slappable in the league

I think they'd have been more likely to win the CL final with him playing, but less likely to have ran us so close in the league. Like you say, he looks full of beans and like he could do anything, but just as likely to have a stinker or get a red card or miss a sitter trying to do something mad. Compare and contrast to the controlled discipline of Mane. Interesting one, though. He'd be a cult favourite where ever he played, though, that's for sure. Will be a load of fun to watch.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I would rather that than unadultered shite we read and hear from the press otherwise.

Still plenty of shite. 'nunez inspired comeback' reported like they've won the league rather than nearly got battered by a championship side.

 

[Vienna_70]

I think they'd have been more likely to win the CL final with him playing, but less likely to have ran us so close in the league. Like you say, he looks full of beans and like he could do anything, but just as likely to have a stinker or get a red card or miss a sitter trying to do something mad. Compare and contrast to the controlled discipline of Mane. Interesting one, though. He'd be a cult favourite where ever he played, though, that's for sure. Will be a load of fun to watch.

If he’s full of beans, he’s definitely likely to have a stinker at some point.