Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Listerfiend]

What is this bullshit?

Imagine how good he’d be if he opened his eyes

 

[aguero93:20]

Imagine how good he’d be if he opened his eyes

My first thought as well. I don't see an elite save, I see a keeper with his eyes closed throwing his arms out and hoping to get lucky.

 

[Blue Llama]

Former Liverpool striker Michael Owen does not think it is all doom and gloom, however.

"Liverpool's strength is that group of players who have been to the trenches and won together. That takes years of building. Why is everyone talking about a refresh?" Owen said, speaking on BT Sport.

"I think Liverpool have got enough. Looking through their starting XI, there's nobody out there better than their goalkeeper. Their right-back is unbelievable, the left-back too, Virgil van Dijk is probably the best in the world when he is on form. Ibrahima Konate is brilliant.

"The front five are brilliant. Darwin Nunez was the hottest striker around last year. Cody Gakpo was one of the stars of the World Cup.

"When they bought Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mane and Roberto Firmino they weren't £100m players, they weren't the best in the world at the time. Nunez could be anything, he could be one of the best in the world in five years."

Dunno why the rest of us bother, they are the greatest bestest most brilliant group of players ever !!

We bother out of incredulity because he could be saying this about Brighton and it would be more believable.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

What is this bullshit?

Not as bad as "if long range goals counted double Liverpool would be champions" from a few years ago.

 

[Father Paul]

My first thought as well. I don't see an elite save, I see a keeper with his eyes closed throwing his arms out and hoping to get lucky.

You don't know much about goalkeeping then.

 

[aguero93:20]

You don't know much about goalkeeping then.

You'd be surprised. He's closed his angles and made himself big but there's nothing 'Elite' about that.

 

[Blue Mist]

That’s a reach that’s visible from space. They do know what a goalkeeper is for, right?

They do but does David deGea

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

"Liverpool wins another Treble, having yet again the best looking home, away, and third kit for 2023!"

As long as it’s got the name of that shithouse of a club written on it, it wouldn’t be good looking enough to wipe my arse on it.

 

[manimanc]

What is this bullshit?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

“European Royalty”.

Nice to see them doing a Prince Harry by opting out and blaming every other ****.

Superb!