Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[alexmcity]

Their fans are struggling to understand why they have so many injuries this season, because they try hard to suppress the most obvious explanation: cycling off that coffeine diet or whatever which helped them run like maniacs every 3 days. It's blatantly obvious they used PEDs, even if those weren't (completely) illegal. They've had 320 % more injuries than Brighton and us this season. Most certainly it's not just bad luck. Funny they call us the cheats.

 

[give it to gordon]

Their fans are struggling to understand why they have so many injuries this season, because they try hard to suppress the most obvious explanation: cycling off that coffeine diet or whatever which helped them run like maniacs every 3 days. It's blatantly obvious they used PEDs, even if those weren't (completely) illegal. They've had 320 % more injuries than Brighton and us this season. Most certainly it's not just bad luck. Funny they call us the cheats.

I'm sure our press/media will be doing an undercover investigation into this. It is so blatant. The drop of in performance of a whole team is suspicious.

But we know the only club our fucking press/media are interested in is ours when it comes to writing shit. Here is a real story, why do the dippers performances drop like a stone every 3rd season ?

After they won their only PL Title * the next season they were shit, just like this season.

It would be interesting to see their running stats for last season compared to this season.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Their fans are struggling to understand why they have so many injuries this season, because they try hard to suppress the most obvious explanation: cycling off that coffeine diet or whatever which helped them run like maniacs every 3 days. It's blatantly obvious they used PEDs, even if those weren't (completely) illegal. They've had 320 % more injuries than Brighton and us this season. Most certainly it's not just bad luck. Funny they call us the cheats.

Everyone’s had problems with injuries, not just them. Chelsea, for instance. Kanté and Mendy have been out for how long?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I see their S American forward has cried off international duty with injury.

I'm going to take a wild guess now that he'll be fit for their next game against us.

 

[KentBlue]

Everyone’s had problems with injuries, not just them. Chelsea, for instance. Kanté and Mendy have been out for how long?

But no club gets a more sympathetic ear than them. As you say, all clubs have their injuries throughout the season, but according to the media it's only those poor victims from Shrinefield whose injurious misfortunes should be highlighted every time.

 

[117 M34]

I see their S American forward has cried off international duty with injury.

I'm going to take a wild guess now that he'll be fit for their next game against us.

Hope so

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

But no club gets a more sympathetic ear than them. As you say, all clubs have their injuries throughout the season, but according to the media it's only those poor victims from Shrinefield whose injurious misfortunes should be highlighted every time.

I mean, we have a striker who’s made of twigs. And Yerry Mina. So not feeling much sympathy for them.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I see their S American forward has cried off international duty with injury.

I'm going to take a wild guess now that he'll be fit for their next game against us.

I am shocked, shocked I say!!

 

[jimharri]

Hope so

Ooh; bitchy.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I see their S American forward has cried off international duty with injury.

I'm going to take a wild guess now that he'll be fit for their next game against us.

Would that be Darwin Ballunez perchance ?