Aah, those poor, poor victims. Questions will be asked in the Commons, in fact Parliament will call for a special meeting to discuss how badly treated those loveable scousers are. Heads will roll, mark my words. MP's will resign in protest at how the chirpy chaps at Anfield are being systematically singled out by the FA.
The only way we can all avoid mass-hysteria breaking out in the benefit offices in dipperland, is if we donate half of our points tally to them. Give them a hand in getting CL football. It is only fair.