Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Koniec]

Forest at home just after the Hillsborough anniversary in a random fixture selection...

The Hillsborough anniversary seems to last for weeks nowadays. Christmas decorations are up for a shorter period

 

[TinFoilHat]

The Hillsborough anniversary seems to last for weeks nowadays. Christmas decorations are up for a shorter period

Half expecting the usual Dalglish crawl onto the pitch whilst the cameras are all on the kop faking YNWA. Then accusing the Forest fans of singing something nasty.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

I’m hoping the Gumps pick up points at Klanfield today - C’mon Forest!

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’m hoping the Gumps pick up points at Klanfield today - C’mon Forest!

OliVAR protecting Tront.

 

[aguero93:20]

Quote from Klopp ahead of the game this weekend -

“Next season is already on my mind,” he said. “We have to build on what we learn now. What we learned this season, a lot, is how it doesn’t work out. From a counter-pressing monster to pretty much a nonexistent counter-pressing side. I thought that was far away to be honest but it was pretty quick. It was pretty much done.

“When it’s gone, it is for different reasons. Frontline defending was not great, midfield was not there. Very often in the last few years the discussion has been about our last line being too high, too risky.

“It has developed a little bit into that over the years. Now when we haven’t defended that well up front any more, all of a sudden the last line was too high but we realise that too late. So how do we stop that if we don’t defend up front too well? Now we know how it doesn’t work, which is good. It is important information. Finally we know.”

I have literally no idea what he feck he is going on about. This is the ramblings of a madman.

Defensively, his forwards are shit, his midfield geriatric, his defenders have the positional sense of a letterbox on top of a tree and as a result they're shite. He's given up on the current players and is on the beach for the rest of the season.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Quote from Klopp ahead of the game this weekend -

“Next season is already on my mind,” he said. “We have to build on what we learn now. What we learned this season, a lot, is how it doesn’t work out. From a counter-pressing monster to pretty much a nonexistent counter-pressing side. I thought that was far away to be honest but it was pretty quick. It was pretty much done.

“When it’s gone, it is for different reasons. Frontline defending was not great, midfield was not there. Very often in the last few years the discussion has been about our last line being too high, too risky.

“It has developed a little bit into that over the years. Now when we haven’t defended that well up front any more, all of a sudden the last line was too high but we realise that too late. So how do we stop that if we don’t defend up front too well? Now we know how it doesn’t work, which is good. It is important information. Finally we know.”

I have literally no idea what he feck he is going on about. This is the ramblings of a madman.

He's deflecting from the piss poor season van dick and Tront have had.

 

[svennis pennis]

Just watching match of the day. What the fuck possessed Klopp to get those teeth, honestly? He looks such a ****, it’s incredible.

 

[bluenova]

Just watching match of the day. What the fuck possessed Klopp to get those teeth, honestly? He looks such a ****, it’s incredible.

The bizarre thing is that he got them from the same place as Firminho, AFTER he'd seen the Bobby Dazzlers.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Granted, this isn’t exclusive to Liverpool fans - it was a Gillingham fan who brought it up - but I hate it when people claim they wouldn’t support their team if they went the way of City, or it would ruin football for them. Bullshit. If Liverpool got an Arab sugar daddy who won them trophies every season, I doubt loads of their fans would turn blue.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I was out last night with some dippers and here are some snippets of what they've heard from trusted sources, no less...

Mount has already agreed to join them and the contract is ready to be signed.
Ditto Gravenburch.
Bellingham is staying in Dortmund next season because he wants to join them in 2024!

Also Arnold is better in midfield (after 1 game) than Kev and of course i got the usual we are cheat barbs and if we win the title it'll be bad for football as it's boring.

It's always a good laugh drinking with the dippers :-))

Checked your pockets?