Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is that Gary Neville out trick or treating?

It\s John Aldridge auditioning for the upcoming pantomime season.

 

[BlueAnorak]

According to a German friend of mine "Witchcraft" is a common German idiom to use, when things just aren't going your way.
Still piss funny though.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I'm still going with Bingo talking about witches because he is fed up with inane questions from interviewers.
No manager enjoys being interviewed after a defeat unless they can have a rant about the officials, so he was just being silly. - Either that or he's heading for a padded cell.
Actually, the padded cell might be correct as his next match is at an asylum.

It was just a throwaway line about feeling like the club has been cursed this week, presumably the line sounds more natural in German or something. I am more than happy to take the piss out of it, but it's a perfectly normalt thing to say.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Headbutt or Not ?
To get a definitive answer, Blue Moon Forum will turn to its Resident expert @Magicpole

 

[Deleted member 77198]

It’s definitely coming very close to the end of the Liverpool generation, i can already feel the tears and sadness as both them and the Salfordians revert to type ( mediocrity on big money ).

Two things now, Jude to City, Pep extension and then, game over.

How many times?… they aren’t never have been and never will be from or in Salford!

 

[MafeotulBlue]

And then the PL, the FA, Uefa 'n FIFA will engineer a rule book that stipulates that if a club gets more than a couple of points ahead at any time of the season their fixture list reverts to a family board game where you could miss a turn but the opposition waltz off with three points. This will be done on a random basis and will not affect every team 'n every league.

I expect them to create a special competition called we used to be good cup, where the bad guys, human-rights, oil, state owned, and the other "small" teams that beats them like a toddler are not allowed.

It'll start in semi-finals, and it will be Arsenal, United, Liverpool and a random selected club.

Prize, 4 billion pounds, of horse fertilizer.

 

[andyhinch]

I can see his next one already. Claiming that goal line technology is broken.

“Dry Pitches, Witches and Glitches - Our Season of Woe” - by Jurgen Klopp.

The witches and the glitches that you bore is why scousers started crying ;-)

 

[Bluebee2]

Klopps got the seven year Witch, again !

 

[bluenova]

It’s definitely coming very close to the end of the Liverpool generation, i can already feel the tears and sadness as both them and the Salfordians revert to type ( mediocrity on big money ).

Two things now, Jude to City, Pep extension and then, game over.

I would just like to point out that in the last 13 (thirteen) seasons, Liverpool have finished above City once.

Truly a rivalry for the ages.

 

[Complex Simplicity]

It’s definitely coming very close to the end of the Liverpool generation, i can already feel the tears and sadness as both them and the Salfordians revert to type ( mediocrity on big money ).

Two things now, Jude to City, Pep extension and then, game over.

It's 2 games. They could win 20 games on the spin and your opinion could change. Relax.

Let's just take each game as it comes. We could get hammered off Newcastle next weekend and they batter United. Football can change dramatically from week to week.