Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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I read that Nunez inspired their comeback and scores one and made the other. That is exactly how this works - that description is so desperate, so loosely based on truth, it is sickening: how the hell did he 'make' their second?

EDIT - I actually just read that their second came from 'Nunez's magic touch'.
And is it me or was his ‘goal’ actually an own goal? To me it looked like he tried to flick it, barely connected with it, if at all, then it hit the defender behind him and went in. I am not sure how he’s been awarded it.
 
Got that, everyone?
Pressurise ttd at the back post. Bully him all day. You'll find chances.
We exploited that last season, other clubs need to wake up and when the dippers push their defensive line high the are suckers for the ball over the top - especially on tta's side (as we did that day last season)

He is weak defensively and always has been
 
Title Credentials Confirmed in Brilliant Comeback away at Rivals.
New £14m signing Darwin Carroll inspired a dramatic comeback at title chasing rivals Fulham.
The game was given the last minute go ahead following unseasonal warm weather leaving a dry pitch.
The normally dignified boss Dr Harold Klopp suspected foul play at hand. “ I brought in Prof. Charlie Dimmock from Liverpool University. She confirmed the sand on the pitch can only be found in Abu Dhabi”
 
And is it me or was his ‘goal’ actually an own goal? To me it looked like he tried to flick it, barely connected with it, if at all, then it hit the defender behind him and went in. I am not sure how he’s been awarded it.
The same way Tront was awarded a deflected goal last week.
Deflections only come into play if there's one on a KDB assist.
Get upto speed mate
 
How changes to the Alphabet could transform the Reds Title Hopes.
Liverpool Manager Dr Jurgen Shipman is to ask Oxford and Cambridge University to consider changes to the alphabet.
It is understood Dr Shipman is unhappy with being placed around 11th in the pre season table.
“ Even with my world class squad of mentality monsters it’s a big ask to go from 11th to 1st”.
Other options include changing the team name to A Liverpool FC or only relegating clubs starting with A to K and M.
 
And is it me or was his ‘goal’ actually an own goal? To me it looked like he tried to flick it, barely connected with it, if at all, then it hit the defender behind him and went in. I am not sure how he’s been awarded it.

He missed it, it hit Tosin, then somehow deflected back off Núñez’s foot and into the roof of the goal. An unbelievable fluke, but not an own goal
 
Nunez looks full of emotion. He will either calm down and be a good signing or he will get mopey and stay an impact player off the bench. A lucky striker is better than a decent striker though and he will probably win them plenty of points and plaudits by running around like an excited puppy and trying crazy stuff. In that respect he suits Liverpool and he will always be fun to watch as he is likely to do something mad at any moment. I vote him most likely to knock himself out by running into a goal post

Diaz I'm hoping turns out to be a myth. Their left hand side is the most slappable in the league
I think they'd have been more likely to win the CL final with him playing, but less likely to have ran us so close in the league. Like you say, he looks full of beans and like he could do anything, but just as likely to have a stinker or get a red card or miss a sitter trying to do something mad. Compare and contrast to the controlled discipline of Mane. Interesting one, though. He'd be a cult favourite where ever he played, though, that's for sure. Will be a load of fun to watch.
 
I think they'd have been more likely to win the CL final with him playing, but less likely to have ran us so close in the league. Like you say, he looks full of beans and like he could do anything, but just as likely to have a stinker or get a red card or miss a sitter trying to do something mad. Compare and contrast to the controlled discipline of Mane. Interesting one, though. He'd be a cult favourite where ever he played, though, that's for sure. Will be a load of fun to watch.
If he’s full of beans, he’s definitely likely to have a stinker at some point.
 
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