Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

Andersen did a job on Nunez and it worked a treat. I hope other teams have taken note.

CB shithousery is one of the great dark arts.
PS I‘d like to see one try it on our god Thor, he would eat them for breakfast.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Around 400 abusive messages sent to the palace defender so far, including death threats

Stay classy Liverpool.

BBC News - Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender shares messages of abuse after Darwin Nunez red card

Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender reports messages of abuse to police after Darwin Nunez red card

Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen reports 300-400 abusive messages on Instagram to the police via the club's police liaison officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Disgusting but expected. Bloke headbutts palace player who gets death threats for being assaulted !!!!
YCNMIU dippers -always the fucking victims.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Jurgen Klopp blames fatigue as season extends into second game https://newsthump.com/2022/08/16/jurgen-klopp-blames-fatigue-as-season-extends-into-second-game/

 

[Father Paul]

Barclay banker springs to mind...

Is he trying to say that if a load of random events occur the Dippers can win the league with 86 Points?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Actually it gives a chance to get something off my chest.

I'm coming out. I am secretly an lfc fan.

We already had an idea.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Has that corpulent, squeaky-voiced dildo who sang the "Jurgen's tricky Reds" song last year commented on Liverpool's start to the season? Or is he just drowning his sorrow by consuming pie after pie?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

That's great actually and probably applies to all football clubs. I think there is a genius hidden somewhere in the Paddy Power marketing team. They are funny but they always have clever subtle messages.

 

[BlueAnorak]

One of these two lookalikes is Bingo from the Banana Splits. On the right is Jurgen Klopp Liverpool Manager.

 

[brazilians hurt]

Around 400 abusive messages sent to the palace defender so far, including death threats

Stay classy Liverpool.

BBC News - Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender shares messages of abuse after Darwin Nunez red card

Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender reports messages of abuse to police after Darwin Nunez red card

Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen reports 300-400 abusive messages on Instagram to the police via the club's police liaison officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

We all know this will play out Merseyside Police will investigate and fail to find one single culprit. Liverpool supporters club will say the messages were sent by Chelsea fans impersonating Liverpool fans whilst wearing curly wigs, fake moustaches & shell suits are purposely adding in Scouse words like Yous; G’wed; soft lad& devvoed

 

[its grim up north]

According to a German friend of mine "Witchcraft" is a common German idiom to use, when things just aren't going your way.
Still piss funny though.

Is that similar to "I'm not all that interested in football now ,it's all about money" a common Stretford idiom used when things aren't being won?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

 

[give it to gordon]

Jurgen Klopp blames fatigue as season extends into second game https://newsthump.com/2022/08/16/jurgen-klopp-blames-fatigue-as-season-extends-into-second-game/

Perhaps klopp shouldnt have played so many pre season games if his players are tired.
Perhaps he could have given them more time of

 

[crazyg]

They'll have the most bestest witchfinder general in the whole world laaaaa in by the end of the week to sort it

Found Him!

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Not sure if this has been posted here. This absolute garbage was actually posted on the cults official website.

Mind boggling

Erling Haaland concern emerges at Man City


Manchester City, who will surely be Liverpool’s main rivals for the Premier League title, continued their somewhat ominous start to the new season on Saturday with a 4-0 win against Bournemouth.


But one name that was conspicuous by its absence on the scoresheet was Erling Haaland,

In fact, Haaland spent virtually the whole match on the periphery, recording a mere eight touches across 74 minutes on the pitch before being substituted.

It wasn’t long ago, you’ll recall, that Romelu Lukaku was being widely mocked for registering seven touches in a goalless draw between Chelsea and Crystal Palace.

The Norwegian only managed to complete two passes during the game, though one of those was admittedly an assist for Gündoğan’s opener.

Darwin Núñez has only played 70 minutes so far — in substitute appearances against City in the Community Shield and Fulham in the Premier League — but he’s recorded more than three times as many touches (25) and four times as many passes (eight), in addition to two assists.

Indeed, there are already some signs that Núñez may be more of a facilitator than his opposite number at the Etihad.

Liverpool 'revolution' may not be all it seems as Haaland concern emerges

Both Liverpool and Man City signed new number nines this summer in Darwin Núñez and Erling Haaland, but one may be a more 'fixed' striker than the other.

www.liverpool.com

 

[Protein Junkie]

We all know this will play out Merseyside Police will investigate and fail to find one single culprit. Liverpool supporters club will say the messages were sent by Chelsea fans impersonating Liverpool fans whilst wearing curly wigs, fake moustaches & shell suits are purposely adding in Scouse words like Yous; G’wed; soft lad& devvoed

Dippers are also famous for perfecting the double negative
“ now Lah don’t you go telling them bizzies Notting (nothing).”
“ I’m not doing no work soft lah”

 

[Groke]

Disgusting but expected. Bloke headbutts palace player who gets death threats for being assaulted !!!!
YCNMIU dippers -always the fucking victims.

plastic keyboard warriors the lot of them

 

[crazyg]

That idiot probably studied advanced maths at school and that was what he wrote in the exam paper for the question ........

"What is the sum of 2 plus 2 and you must show your workings".

The questions weren't that hard when I did "A"level maths.

 

[its grim up north]

Well according to the pissed up gambling addict that is did hamman, he just turned and accidentally walked into him. Even the talksport pundits were taking the piss out of him.

I love listening to these so called experts, trying to tell me what I've seen with my own eyes didn't happen.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Not sure if this has been posted here. This absolute garbage was actually posted on the cults official website.

Mind boggling

Liverpool 'revolution' may not be all it seems as Haaland concern emerges

Both Liverpool and Man City signed new number nines this summer in Darwin Núñez and Erling Haaland, but one may be a more 'fixed' striker than the other.

www.liverpool.com

They miss out the main stat there - Nunez - played 2 scored 1 - Haaland played 2 scored 2.

Probably a simple admin error that they overlooked it

 

[Kippax77]

Perhaps klopp shouldnt have played so many pre season games if his players are tired.
Perhaps he could have given them more time of

The lure of £££s.
Much more important than players fatigue to LFC