Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Bogey]

And the gold trophy for the champions of the quickest end to a season goes to Dipperpool.

 

[blueyorkie]

I’m slipping into the Mrs tonight. Something similar. ;-)

Be interesting if she was reading this now!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

MENTALITY MUNCHKINS

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Its happened again mum. Can you get me another UEFA Compo form?

 

[aguero93:20]

Do they get compo off uefa everytime they lose to Madrid?

That's a lot of compo if so, Madrid have quite the winning streak against them.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I’m enjoying seeing Michael Owen squirm here. He’s talking absolute shite

Owen is a unique footballer who is despised by fans of every club he's ever played for.

Liverpool - joined Utd

Real Madrid - constantly injured

Newcastle - constantly injured. Bled the club dry with his wages

Utd- played for Liverpool

Stoke- only there for the money. Played 8 games in an entire season scoring one goal

 

[Bluewonder]

Bad evening for the rats

Out of the Champions League and victories for both their rivals for 6th place

 

[cleavers]

And the gold trophy for the champions of the quickest end to a season goes to Dipperpool.
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I think spurs might argue with you there.

 

[Blue Bogey]

I think spurs might argue with you there.

Spurs may argue, but Liverpool want the trophy the most for their empty cabinet and so they can have a parade.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Looking forward to their “We Kept Klopp/Salah Double” open top bus parade in May.

 

[MCFC1993]

Collecting receipts.

Might be a few slots at Istanbul hotels becoming available tonight.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The Irish dildo is not happy - they turn very quickly don't they?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Collecting receipts.

Might be a few slots at Istanbul hotels becoming available tonight.

People across Istanbul let out a collective sigh of relief as they now know they don’t have to spend exorbitant amounts of Lira (more by the day) to install more robust security fences, cameras, and industrial locks on their properties.

The fees to rent the bin protectors alone would bankrupt Cyprus.

 

[I'm Blue]

Does anyone watch them often? What's their issues? Watching the Real Madrid highlights seems Alisson prevented a pasting. Is Van Dijk washed?

I don't watch them that often, but I honestly don't think their performances have changed that much.
They've always been highly overrated imo.
A good team but not the "best premier league team ever" they were made out to be.
The only difference from now and a few seasons ago is they used to prolific in front of goal.
Salah and van dickhead used to paper over the cracks somewhat.
Salah has looked well off it since the "Salah stays" moment and van dickhead looks like a container ship turning.
Mane leaving has obviously made a change and not for the better.
That midfield is bobbins.
I don't think they've dropped their level more found it.

 

[BTH]

The Irish dildo is not happy - they turn very quickly don't they?

Has this lemon ever been to a match?

 

[WestGorton]

Half of Ireland and Wales are in mourning. That's a starter for ten.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Anyone seen that Salah penalty, looked to me that he aimed it to miss.

He was grinning like a prolapsed anus afterwards too. Fucking wanker.

 

[SebastianBlue]

He was grinning like a prolapsed anus afterwards too. Fucking wanker.

Someone has been to A&E recently!

 

[mike1923]

People across Istanbul let out a collective sigh of relief as they now know they don’t have to spend exorbitant amounts of Lira (more by the day) to install more robust security fences, cameras, and industrial locks on their properties.

The fees to rent the bin protectors alone would bankrupt Cyprus.

Don’t forget the compo when it’s inevitably not the scouser’s fault

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I'm slipping into this thread like I'm slipping into a,warm bath at the end of a long day, with a glass of single malt in one hand and a cigar in the other.

Who’s lathering up your meat and two veg?