Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Inter Me Nan]

Mahrez penalty must be due to land back there by now?

That will never land as it passed into another solar system!

 

[NZBlue]

That will never land as it passed into another solar system!

It started out in another solar system that's for sure. One inhabited by the weirdest creatures only imaginable in your strangest nightmares

 

[TinFoilHat]

It started out in another solar system that's for sure. One inhabited by the weirdest creatures only imaginable in your strangest nightmares

Are we taking about Phil Jones here?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Mahrez penalty must be due to land back there by now?

Unfortunately it collided with Waddles 1990 hoof, as it was re-entering the Earths atmosphere.

 

[how soon is now]

So are these feral fuckers planning a "bus welcome" even if its just one bottle or one dead rat from the dustbin hits the coach we as fans need to let the watching masses know what they are. A lengthy chorus on repeat of your a fucking disgrace, your a fucking disgrace mind you am sure sly will turn the volume down the wankers.

 

[Shirley]

Lest we forget....

I recall there was over 600 thuds on the team bus during that attack…

 

[laplandblue]

They are making a documentary about Klopp leaving. They are filming it now. They will want them to win everything they can to make the Disney show success. Anything that can be given to them will be. I hope it falls flat on its face and they fail, but the powers that be seem to want a certain outcome and It seems like it will happen sadly.

I can see a City red card next week. However, I hope you destroy them.

By the way, where can I watch the programme about Pep and City doing an amazing treble last season? Or was that ignored again.

I think it will be on Netflix soon.

 

[laplandblue]

Why do responsible peers always tell the younger generation that cheaters never win ?

I think it's ultimately true. There is a great quote from Robin Williams in " The Fisher King ". " It's the cosmic credit plan, buy now, pay forever". I think Karma always comes calling.

 

[laplandblue]

"That decision at Spurs" is the new version of spending the "Coutinho money".

Every crap, dodgy decision they get in their favour now, they all point back at that (admittedly shocking) Spurs decision as evidence that they don't get all the decisions. Well I think that bad decision has been repaid multiple times now, but they'll keep coming out with it whenever they get one, just watch.

Just like how whenever they spent big for years, they all claimed it was spending the money from Coutinho. Some of them probably still think that about new signings now, the way they go on about it.

Similarly whenever City get stiched up which is frequently, we get treated to the picture of the Rodri " handball " from a few seasons back to show how decisions " even out."

 

[laplandblue]

bless him, he really is a true dipper, never letting the truth get in the way of a good story, 800m spent for one league title but financially they aint built to win, what a sad little bin dipper, im assuming that they will rest the 80m van prick, and the 75 darwin donkey as well as the 50m luis dias, not to mention the multitude of other 30 and 40m pound signings that they have made, they really are an embarrassment to football with their continual lies, cheating and ideas that because they were successful in the 80s it somehow means something today.

There isnt enough words in the thesaurus to express my hated for that infected wart on the ass of english football, i would have to invent new words to truly show my disdain for that place and that club. To quote rimmer from red dwarf:

You are a total, total... a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.

Totally brilliant.