Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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You couldn't make this shit up could you, but Merseyside Keystone Kops have.

Police is working with Liverpool FC and Manchester City ahead of their Premier League match at Anfield this coming Sunday, 10 March, to ensure fans, players and staff of both clubs have a safe and enjoyable afternoon.


"Our policing style will be firm, fair and friendly, but officers will not tolerate any tragedy chanting, which became an offence under legislation last year.

(are they fucking serious, work with us?)

While recognising that some supporters feel the use of pyrotechnics add to the atmosphere of the occasion, the use of flares and other pyrotechnics at and around football matches is a concern and is extremely dangerous and reckless practice, so we would supporters to work with us and refrain from using any pyrotechnics.

Fast forward: “Merseyside police were unable to attend the mass of Liverpool fans who greeted, broke the glass, and slashed the tyres of the Manchester City team bus. Despite there being numerous videos online of the attack, the police indicate they have been unable to identify any suspects from the crowd. They have, however, identified and detained a City supporter that uttered the words “always the victim” under his breath after a Liverpool supporter struck him and then claimed the City fan had walked in to his fist. Full charges will be brought against the 72 year-old Manchester-born vicker.”
 
You couldn't make this shit up could you, but Merseyside Keystone Kops have.

Police is working with Liverpool FC and Manchester City ahead of their Premier League match at Anfield this coming Sunday, 10 March, to ensure fans, players and staff of both clubs have a safe and enjoyable afternoon.


"Our policing style will be firm, fair and friendly, but officers will not tolerate any tragedy chanting, which became an offence under legislation last year.

(are they fucking serious, work with us?)

While recognising that some supporters feel the use of pyrotechnics add to the atmosphere of the occasion, the use of flares and other pyrotechnics at and around football matches is a concern and is extremely dangerous and reckless practice, so we would supporters to work with us and refrain from using any pyrotechnics.

I thought pyrotechnics were illegal? Or is there a bye-law permitting their use in the Cultist Republic of Murkeyside?
 
The GIF that keeps on giving. Can’t decide which one is my favourite out of that little lot. Glasses man always cracks me up with his delayed reaction!
The guy with the neck works in the Liverpool magistrate courts
 

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