Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

One of the tours offered is the “Anfield Experience”, needless to say I have not booked it.
Is that where your ship has a HMCG escort ensuring your tour has priority over all other vessels, you aren’t allowed to discuss the titanic without being called a ‘tragedy talker’ but the shops on the ship are stocked full of “Remember the Titanic” merchandise at 500% markup, your captain is constantly coming out of the bridge and crazily pumping his fists in the air to the rhythmic cheers of the passengers, the deck is illuminated by candles in the evening rather than bulbs, the first mate regularly goes round grabbing people by the throat with seemingly no punishment, the tour gets close to but never quite reaches the booked destination and everyone on board just shrugs and says “we didn’t want to go there anyway”, before you get back to shore and are welcomed by a crazed crowd of people celebrating your arrival for no apparent reason whilst bricking the adjacently docked HMS Manchester?
 

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