Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It's a funny thing, isn't it? According to the BBC, Liverpool “thrashed” Spurs. They beat them, convincingly, 4-2. They did not thrash them. A two-goal margin is not a thrashing, of anyone, by anyone.
I don't know if Liverpool get reffed differently. But they definitely get covered differently. There's just no question about it.

I bet the BBC, didn't say that, when Everton beat them by 2 goals a fortnight ago.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I’ve not been studying the language used in great detail.

But Klopp has just used the word ‘retirement’ in an interview on the wireless.

Has that previously being acknowledged? I was assuming he’d be off to another club after a rest maybe.

Seems to be cloaked in mystery.

 

[Bluewonder]

Lifted off YT....

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Where did I leave that second place trophy?

Also wrong. Chelsea have 2 league titles to the dippers' 1.

 

[Vienna_70]

Straw clutching at its finest.

 

[ChelBelle83]

Yeah, my hubby worked that out today and then burst out laughing. Even he knows it's fucking ludicrous and won't happen in a month of Sundays, God love him.

 

[ChelBelle83]

Also wrong. Chelsea have 2 league titles to the dippers' 1.

Chelsea have four league titles, don't they? Are we going off Prem titles only?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Yeah, my hubby worked that out today and then burst out laughing. Even he knows it's fucking ludicrous and won't happen in a month of Sundays, God love him.

It’s the hope that kills.

He should concentrate on creating his Klopp leaving playlist and which candles he should use. :-)

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

His last game is going to be fucking nauseating! I reckon he’ll be bawling his eyes out crowd aswell. Sky will be doing montages with sad music. There’ll be ex players coming on the pitch after the game like a shite episode of this is your life. It’s going to be mental!

Those cheeky scouse chappies will give him a good send off during the last game by robbing his gaff and shitting in his bed.

 

[blueju]

There's a load of Liverpool fans in the land of the convicts? No fucking way.

Their wok bellied shirts appear and disappear with their results.

 

[NZBlue]

Those cheeky scouse chappies will give him a good send off during the last game by robbing his gaff and shitting in his bed.

Don't forget stealing his medals he won doing the quadruple(s)