Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[marco]

its all about Liverpool this weekend, arsenal could go 1-0 up in the 92nd and us in the 93rd and all still about them

 

[bakerdave76]

Nicked of kippax will of twitter.

 

[ysmsa]

Let me first say I can’t stand red dippers. One of the most horrible fan bases under the sun with their victim mentality and gobshittery.

Now, though, I’m going to go against the grain by saying Klopp has been a great manager who would possibly have swept the trophy board in anything other than the Pep era. I don’t like him particularly but I certainly respect him for achieving what he has and for “getting” the club and the city.

There, I’ve said it.

Alan Ball would've won the lot if every other manager was Shitter than him!

 

[Toffeedude]

City centre is full of red tourists. They are everywhere in their half and half scarves. Trying to figure out the local accent, how the currency works, and where the ground is. By Sunday they will be trying to get into one of the bars showing the game as no way most will have a ticket. They will moan about City, moan about Everton, declare Klopp the greatest manager of all time. Then they will cry as their lord makes his exit.

I shall give the city centre a miss for a few days

 

[moh]

Klopps doing a mini-ferguson here without much mention of it. He's leaving them on the verge of a drastic decline imo, his recent big money signings have been poor and aren't upto standard, the players he's leant on for years are wrong side of 30 and will need replacing soon and others look spent after years of being flogged. I suspect the real reason he decided to leave is because he knows that team is done and needs a rebuild they won't get.

New manager might have a little bit of a bounce to begin with but I expect they'll drop way off quite quickly and then the narrative about klopp being better than he is because look at them without him starts As it did with Ferguson instead of recognising the impending mess he's leaving them in.

It will be glorious to watch.

Print it out. Put it in an envelope

We’ll open it in ten years





and see you’re right

 

[RayCTID]

Cult already turning on Slot for announcing himself before the club/before Klopp left.

It certainly gave them a nudge

 

[Vienna_70]

City centre is full of red tourists. They are everywhere in their half and half scarves. Trying to figure out the local accent, how the currency works, and where the ground is. By Sunday they will be trying to get into one of the bars showing the game as no way most will have a ticket. They will moan about City, moan about Everton, declare Klopp the greatest manager of all time. Then they will cry as their lord makes his exit.

I shall give the city centre a miss for a few days

I don’t blame you.

 

[Vienna_70]

It certainly gave them a nudge

I don’t think they’ll hit the jackpot with him in charge.

 

[ysmsa]

City centre is full of red tourists. They are everywhere in their half and half scarves. Trying to figure out the local accent, how the currency works, and where the ground is. By Sunday they will be trying to get into one of the bars showing the game as no way most will have a ticket. They will moan about City, moan about Everton, declare Klopp the greatest manager of all time. Then they will cry as their lord makes his exit.

I shall give the city centre a miss for a few days

The fact they are using money to obtain things indicates they are tourists ;-)

No offence.

 

[Toffeedude]

The fact they are using money to obtain things indicates they are tourists ;-)

No offence.

I appreciate your commitment to1980s Harry Enfield jokes, but I pay for everything myself, be it in Liverpool, Manchester, or anywhere else in the world. Most people do, apart from the few scum bags that every place in the world has. You should see these Red toursits, they buy anything.