Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[mexico1970]

Well, he’s in the provisional squad.

International sides normally do this when a player has got a few countries to choose from, this lad is more Scottish than Mel Gibson.

:)

 

[horlock_was_super]

I have heard all sorts of complete and utter bollocks Monday, Tuesday and this morning.
Sat there looking smug as they trotted out 115, Lance Armstrong, Klipperty leaving, viewing figures and on and on it went alongside their new found rag relatives.
Finally gave in and just said that we’ve been Champions now for 2 Olympic Games.
It hasn’t half wound the daft fuckers up!
It doesn’t even mean anything yet they’re all foaming at the mouth.
So now I am going to attempt to find out:
How many number 1’s there’s been since we were last not Champions.
Easy one of course is to claim there’s been a 115 charges - own that from now on.
I am going to become an even bigger pain in the arse than ever before - that really will take some doing!

 

[Vienna_70]

I have heard all sorts of complete and utter bollocks Monday, Tuesday and this morning.
Sat there looking smug as they trotted out 115, Lance Armstrong, Klipperty leaving, viewing figures and on and on it went alongside their new found rag relatives.
Finally gave in and just said that we’ve been Champions now for 2 Olympic Games.
It hasn’t half wound the daft fuckers up!
It doesn’t even mean anything yet they’re all foaming at the mouth.
So now I am going to attempt to find out:
How many number 1’s there’s been since we were last not Champions.
Easy one of course is to claim there’s been a 115 charges - own that from now on.
I am going to become an even bigger pain in the arse than ever before - that really will take some doing!

Excellent!

Keep sticking it to them.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The BBC is going completely OTT over Littlewoods' Ben Doak, who has been called up to the provisional Scotland squad,

They called him the "Scottish shrek", which will put an absolutely ridiculous amount of pressure on the young lad

It’s completely unnecessary, IMHO.

Wayne Sconey? (It's all in the pronunciation)

 

[rowarta]

 

[KentBlue]

I lived in Kent from 1987 until 1992 at the peak of the channel tunnel building. It certainly was an interesting time with the huge influx of workers from all over the country.
Some mad stories. Most of the Paddys didn't bother with application forms or job interviews. They turned up, got digs, went into the local boozer and got talking to other Paddies and they got them on site. True story.

I like the Irish. Always up for the craic, and they really love their music. I don't know too many from Northern Ireland but the ones I've met from Dublin, Cork etc have been -to a man- fantastic people.

 

[paulchapo]

I like the Irish. Always up for the craic, and they really love their music. I don't know too many from Northern Ireland but the ones I've met from Dublin, Cork etc have been -to a man- fantastic people.

Their attitude to life is second to none.

 

[jrb]

When’s the quadruple parade?

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Modern life and social media for you. Anyone can post absolute crap and it gains wings and becomes fact. I do actually believe the viewing figures were in our favour but as you say who actually gives a shit? I was at the game and that's all I cared about. As Tyler used to say, "It's liiiiiiiiiive!" And it certainly was.

The premier league viewing figures say that on average 1.3m people watched City v West Ham (more than the audience against Villa in 21/22).

In comparison, an average of 900k watched Liverpool's match v Wolves.

City also had the highest share of voice with 30% - higher than the top ten clubs in Europe.

No one would normally care but it's more than worth pointing out the facts to scousers chatting shit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I have heard all sorts of complete and utter bollocks Monday, Tuesday and this morning.
Sat there looking smug as they trotted out 115, Lance Armstrong, Klipperty leaving, viewing figures and on and on it went alongside their new found rag relatives.
Finally gave in and just said that we’ve been Champions now for 2 Olympic Games.
It hasn’t half wound the daft fuckers up!
It doesn’t even mean anything yet they’re all foaming at the mouth.
So now I am going to attempt to find out:
How many number 1’s there’s been since we were last not Champions.
Easy one of course is to claim there’s been a 115 charges - own that from now on.
I am going to become an even bigger pain in the arse than ever before - that really will take some doing!