Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

They have a miracle working medical team.

Using all sorts of medicinal mystery meds

 

[BillCarlisle]

It's a well known fact that asthma medication works on shoulders too :-)

 

[gaz76]

A dislocated shoulder is typically 3-4 months recovery all being well, maybe you can get that down to 2 if it's not the first time and it's an easier recovery but zero chance he's playing in 10 days if it's an actual dislocation.

Well there's his anti dandruff shampoo deal down the shitter

 

[WARBABY]

Serves them right for employing a foreign contractor ……..from England.

Replacement contractors milking it

 

[WARBABY]

Serves them right for employing a foreign contractor ……..from England.

replacement contractors milking it

 

[Blue Til Death]

It's completely embarrassing that people whose job is to know about football, know fuck all about football.

Wasn't it another ex-player recently saying Klopp worked on a "shoestring".

They've been one of the top ten richest clubs in the World football for most of my life - in the last Deloitte money league they were 3rd!

We always hear about how many fans they have, and how there's no way our commercial deals should be anywhere near as much as theirs, yet, still with all that commercial clout and all those fans, they still operate on a "shoestring".

They have also had the worlds best players in every position including the bench…
My sofa could have done more than him with the most money and the best team …!
Fuckin know nowt clowns licking dipper arsehole, I suppose it cuts down on the death threats though talking bullshit about em…!!

 

[Shirley]

Police BAN Man City vs Liverpool from being a 5.30pm kick-off game

EXCLUSIVE BY MIKE KEEGAN: Mail Sport understands that the two sides were due to face each other at the Etihad Stadium on 25 November in the late Saturday slot.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Goater=Legend]

Police BAN Man City vs Liverpool from being a 5.30pm kick-off game

EXCLUSIVE BY MIKE KEEGAN: Mail Sport understands that the two sides were due to face each other at the Etihad Stadium on 25 November in the late Saturday slot.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Trying to make it its both sets of fans causing trouble by showing a pic of someone writing on the dippers toilets.

I've never heard us refer to Liverpool as 'kopites'

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Trying to make it its both sets of fans causing trouble by showing a pic of someone writing on the dippers toilets.

I've never heard us refer to Liverpool as 'kopites'

Think they’re just massively mishearing us call them “cunts”

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Trying to make it its both sets of fans causing trouble by showing a pic of someone writing on the dippers toilets.

I've never heard us refer to Liverpool as 'kopites'

So, on the one side, we've got:

- Disfiguring a teenage girl by throwing a cup full of coins.
- Throwing coins at the opposition coaching staff.
- Smashed a bus windscreen
- Smashing up a bus completely under the kind supervision and encouragement of Merseyside police

And on the other side, you've got:

- Writing a couple of nasty messages on a toilet door.

Yeah, really looks like a back and forth thing.