Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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Goodbye Jurgen Klopp
Your fake teeth and your fake sirrup
You had no grace and blamed someone
Even when it was your fault

You crawled to scouse from Dortmund
The scousers whispered into your brain
Were the best fans in the world and were never to blame

And It seems to me you ran the scouse like the cheats that try to win.
Never knowing what to cling to when inhalers packed in.
You could have won the quadruple bottled it and never did.

All candles sold out long for you
And your teeth forever live...
 
Hated by the media? Fuck my hat, I have heard it all now. Fucking scouse whopper.
I mean they do like to think that part of the world is theirs like it’s completely separate to the rest of the world. It must be a mindset to think everything and everyone hates them as a result.

My step daughter’s boyfriend is meeting us all tonight. He’s a toffee season ticket holder. Can see a good old slagging of all thinks dipper over a few glenmorangie’s.
 
Goodbye Jurgen Klopp
Your fake teeth and your fake sirrup
You had no grace and blamed someone
Even when it was your fault

You crawled to scouse from Dortmund
The scousers whispered into your brain
Were the best fans in the world and were never to blame

And It seems to me you ran the scouse like the cheats that try to win.
Never knowing what to cling to when inhalers packed in.
You could have won the quadruple bottled it and never did.

All candles sold out long for you
And your teeth forever live...
Is this by Wordsworth?
 
I mean they do like to think that part of the world is theirs like it’s completely separate to the rest of the world. It must be a mindset to think everything and everyone hates them as a result.

My step daughter’s boyfriend is meeting us all tonight. He’s a toffee season ticket holder. Can see a good old slagging of all thinks dipper over a few glenmorangie’s.
It must absolutely hate them
 
Looks like Klopp has already got a new job
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Good fucking riddance. The man is a ****. Never misses an opportunity to moan about us and imply we can spend what we want and are cheats. He's a fraud, a toothy nice guy image but when the mask slips you occasionally see the nasty bully he really is. Fuck off you fist pumping gurning twat and don't come back!
Ha ha if Carlsberg did leaving-do cards!
 
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