Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Oystercatcher28]

How's the girl doing?

He said she's recovered okay. Good to hear.

Nobody should have to go to a football match and come away injured or upset by the stupid actions of others. The only ones to allow a sense of upset should use the time-honoured methods of Typical City.

 

[JASR]

I’m already nauseous at how much 5Live will be jamming it up before the Liverpool game. Commentators mics cut, so they can listen to “You’ll Never Walk Alone”.

Lumps in the throats of the commentators. Cut to the studio and they’re all in awe of the “magnificent atmosphere”, that is “like nowhere else” “special”.

I hope they lose

Let’s pick the only team that could be described as ‘European royalty’ - Real Madrid.

Liverpool have played Real Madrid ‘under the magical Anfield lights, with the passionate and knowledgeable liverpool fans sucking the ball into the Kop end net’ 3 times in the last 9 years.

Real Madrid have been so cowed by the atmosphere that they’ve gone out of their way to give Liverpool a 0-0 draw, a 2-5 spanking, and a 0-3 demolition.

That passionate Anfield crowd made so much difference…

Compare with, from Real Madrid’s poodle paper themselves, when they last played City at the Etihad.


Real Madrid may have beaten us at the Etihad back in the early days of our renewed European
Adventures, but not in the past few encounters.

 

[give it to gordon]

Anfeild is falling down.

Kliperty Klop is a fukin clown.

He's not stayin one more year.

City boys are on the beer.
I'll get my coat

Works apart from I'll get my coat

 

[Victorinodennistua]

That can't be real.
Can't be.?
Can it. ?

My missus works in a very well known children’s hospital in LiVARpool. A couple of nurses have phoned in to ask for time off to cope with the crisis, I kid you not. These people are a different breed. I have to sit there in disbelief sometimes at what goes on when it’s not even football related. Utter weirdo’s.

 

[give it to gordon]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

Can you imagine how many fake tickets will be around

 

[give it to gordon]

My missus works in a very well known children’s hospital in LiVARpool. A couple of nurses have phoned in to ask for time off to cope with the crisis, I kid you not. These people are a different breed. I have to sit there in disbelief sometimes at what goes on when it’s not even football related. Utter weirdo’s.

I sincerely hope this is a wind up. Kids come first no matter what in a hospital, unless it's close family.

 

[lazerblue]

headline in the fail this morning, Jurgen Klopp will be comforted by 'best friend and brother' David Wagner in the opposition dugout today. Jesus H Christ!

 

[Cellarite]

You're not missing much, she was shit, Gail out of Corrie was miles better. Right little minx.

Don’t tempt me…

 

[Cellarite]

I think every team should play in all black.

Our opponents already wear black kits in most games.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Let’s pick the only team that could be described as ‘European royalty’ - Real Madrid.

Liverpool have played Real Madrid ‘under the magical Anfield lights, with the passionate and knowledgeable liverpool fans sucking the ball into the Kop end net’ 3 times in the last 9 years.

Real Madrid have been so cowed by the atmosphere that they’ve gone out of their way to give Liverpool a 0-0 draw, a 2-5 spanking, and a 0-3 demolition.

That passionate Anfield crowd made so much difference…

Compare with, from Real Madrid’s poodle paper themselves, when they last played City at the Etihad.
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Real Madrid may have beaten us at the Etihad back in the early days of our renewed European
Adventures, but not in the past few encounters.

It's almost as if it actually comes down to how good the teams are.