This is a club that actively embraces their reputation as whinging, bellyaching, 'woe-is-me' martyrs to the cause: an incident like yesterdays is exactly what they needed - another chance to portray themselves as the poor innocent victims: once again caught up in what is obviously a conspiracy between us and pgmol, the two Machiavellian organisations whose only aim is to destroy the hearts and souls of reds fans on Miseryside (in other words, Ireland and the Scandinavian countries).
We are working hand in hand with the footballing authorities to heap more pain and anguish on those poor, brave souls in their little 'us-against-the-world' bubble. Howard Webb has ditched the rags and is now on board the Blue Moon bus, driving through their hopes of a better future without the German hypocrite to guide them.
Imagine if there was ever a game in which the dippers didn't have cause to bleat to the outside world for some perceived injustice, real or imaginary? What would they do if they ever went through a complete 90+ minutes without some trivial little decision not going their way?
Without self-pity and paranoia that club would cease to exist.
