Love At First Sight?

[mancityvstoke]

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Buzzing for you

 

[BimboBob]

I've just found some fluff in my belly button. Is this normal?

 

[Damocles]

Decent tune, the album was surprisingly good for a pop dance album

 

[Magicpants]

In six months you will be miserable as fuck, crying into your pillow while she is out being dry bummed by some little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do, otherwise known as "out with the girls".

In twelve months you will be staring longingly at the ceiling beam, wondering if it could bear your weight because she has just fucked you off for a totally different little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do.

In 18 months you will be a social pariah, sat alone in your living room wanking to a picture of her using your tears as lube, because all the friends you didn't bother with while you were "in love" are sick and tired of you bringing them down by sniveling about how much you love her.

In 2 years you will genuinely wonder what you ever saw in the chunky, vacuous woman and will have nothing but regret for the 2 years of your life you pissed away while you deluded yourself.

A wise man once said "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment".
Save yourself the misery, stay single, all relationships are doomed, people only stay together for 3 reasons, fear of being alone, lack of options or habit.
The world is a clopper buffet, dig in.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[mcfc_ms]

In six months you will be miserable as fuck, crying into your pillow while she is out being dry bummed by some little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do, otherwise known as "out with the girls".

In twelve months you will be staring longingly at the ceiling beam, wondering if it could bear your weight because she has just fucked you off for a totally different little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do.

In 18 months you will be a social pariah, sat alone in your living room wanking to a picture of her using your tears as lube, because all the friends you didn't bother with while you were "in love" are sick and tired of you bringing them down by sniveling about how much you love her.

In 2 years you will genuinely wonder what you ever saw in the chunky, vacuous woman and will have nothing but regret for the 2 years of your life you pissed away while you deluded yourself.

A wise man once said "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment".
Save yourself the misery, stay single, all relationships are doomed, people only stay together for 3 reasons, fear of being alone, lack of options or habit.
The world is a clopper buffet, dig in.

 

[peoffrey]

I'd argue you only ever have one true love and you're fortunate if you discover them. The last date I went on was a perfectly pleasant evening but there was no spark. Loose talk was made of meeting up again but neither of us pursued it. You'll know when you know.

 

[117 M34]

It'll never last

 

[dickie davies]

I envy you fella and hope it is what you think it is and the future is what you want it to be

Last week I made a mistake whilst mucking about on Facebook and searched for the last woman I truly loved
I shouldn't have done it as that's all I've been thinking about since