Love At First Sight?

[Ancient Citizen]

Those of us of a baser and more cynical outlook used to describe it as 'Cuntstruck.'

 

[jimharri]

Those of us of a baser and more cynical outlook used to describe it as 'Cuntstruck.'

Very succinct. Have you considered a career with Mills and Boon?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Nausiating but strangely fixating at the same time. Some photographic images would obviously help us all to understand the situation a touch better if she is of the persuasion.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Very succinct. Have you considered a career with Mills and Boon?

I tried Jim, but my offerings were far too subdued for the consumers of that material.

 

[yankcitizen76]

I honestly believe in the ability for a person to be truly happy with the companionship of another human being..... as long as you do not share any mental or personality quirks similar to me. I wish you the best.

 

[Essembe]

I remember when I was in love. My cock got bigger and we would do kisses n everyfink!

 

[jimharri]

I remember when I was in love. My cock got bigger and we would do kisses n everyfink!

What, you mean like this;

Spoiler: Not suitable for those of a nervous disposition

 

[mancityvstoke]

Very succinct. Have you considered a career with Mills and Boon?

Mills & Boon

True Love



Who said romance was dead? This is an extract from The Latest Mills and Boon Novel, which is set in Kerry of all places. This is what we are missing! With writing like this, there really is a no need for picture!


We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch
by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.


Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered,




'Baaa' and rejoined the flock bleating Cardiff til I die…..bluebirds bluebirds

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

She's 46, 4 years older than me, I'm a very good judge of character...can usually smell bunny boilers or baggage handlers from 200 yards...she has neither...spent the day with her yesterday, she's a teacher so has time off until September...we are well suited and I'm genuinely mad about her

I'm far from inexperienced with women...I am not naive...yet I feel a connection to her that i've never experienced with any other woman i've ever met

I would marry her tomorrow even though I know very little about her as of yet

I don't know...it's bizarre...I'm literally finding it hard to concentrate on anything else currently

Love that there are some people left in the world who embrace love and aren't cynical

Enjoy every minute !

 

[117 M34]

Has she fucked you off yet?

 

[Ammy]

I've never experienced love at first sight. I have always tended to hook up with the least annoying bloke at the time.
Good luck to you Romeo.

Although I would be interested to hear how perfect she is after school starts again. I am very aware of being a much nicer person during the term breaks :-)

 

[DelToro]

Has she fucked you off yet?

There'll be hell to pay when her husband discovers her profile on Ashley Madison.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Let me tell you about myself...I'm 42 and never been in love including the mother of my children whom I got pregnant two weeks into our relationship

I always thought love was a myth...the love you can have between adults anyway...I love my children unconditionally

I've been single for around 22 months now (Since I split from my boys mum) and have been playing the field somewhat...but 9 days ago I met a woman that has completely blown me away

She is beautiful...on the inside and out and the minute I met her I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her...for a man that has never experienced love it's knocked me for six

I've deleted my 'black book' and cannot stop thinking about her

The mad thing is...she feels the same about me

Never EVER thought i'd fall in love...never mind at first sight

It's a fucking amazing feeling

Anyone experienced anything similar?

I promise you now I'm marrying this woman in the future and i've never even been engaged in my life

Sorry for the soppy thread...just need to tell anyone...Want to shout it from the rooftops if i'm honest

Just five days to go, Bish!!

 

[HolisticJim]

I fell in love at first sight once. It was Bree Olsen and shes a porn star. Sadly she broke my heart and I had to move on.

True Story.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Just five days to go, Bish!!

Haha, It's our month anniversary this Friday...and we are getting closer and closer...so much so I left my records (Vinyl) round her house the other day...Which is like leaving my children!

Introduced her to my lads at the weekend...first time i've introduced anyone to my kids since I split with their mum (They are 4 and 5 years old)

Genuinely cannot see past her as the woman i'll spend the rest of my life with at the moment

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Ok IBH - who do you love more, her or David Silva?

That's the true test..........

 

[bluemoon98]

Not even a pic tut tut

 

[Rosler1985]

In six months you will be miserable as fuck, crying into your pillow while she is out being dry bummed by some little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do, otherwise known as "out with the girls".

In twelve months you will be staring longingly at the ceiling beam, wondering if it could bear your weight because she has just fucked you off for a totally different little twat in cut off jeans, canvas slip-ons and an Olly Murs hair do.

In 18 months you will be a social pariah, sat alone in your living room wanking to a picture of her using your tears as lube, because all the friends you didn't bother with while you were "in love" are sick and tired of you bringing them down by sniveling about how much you love her.

In 2 years you will genuinely wonder what you ever saw in the chunky, vacuous woman and will have nothing but regret for the 2 years of your life you pissed away while you deluded yourself.

A wise man once said "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment".
Save yourself the misery, stay single, all relationships are doomed, people only stay together for 3 reasons, fear of being alone, lack of options or habit.
The world is a clopper buffet, dig in.

The best post you'll see on Bluemoon this year.

Snakes with tits, the lot of them.

 

[DelToro]

The best post you'll see on Bluemoon this year.

Snakes with tits, the lot of them.

My irony sensors are normally pretty sharp but I'm picking up nothing from your post.

 

[jimharri]

Not even a pic tut tut

Agreed. This place has really gone downhill this last year or so.